On this day the course of history shall be forever changed... Look around you Brothers and Sisters! We are surrounded on all sides, plagued by foul Xenos species with even more putrid goals.
An undead virus
The fungus
The deep itself
A living toaster!
NO MORE! today we clad ourselves in righteous offtopic steal! We shall forever be known as the Adeptus OffTopicus, and we shall bring holy fire to these abominations! JOIN US BROTHERS!
The god emperor of offtopic wills it so!
[spoiler] tryouts for God emperor of offtopic begins Thursday [/spoiler]
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Edited by Virus: 9/15/2019 4:53:36 AMIdk why you called me undead, I’m very much alive, also it’s Steel, not steal. Either way, you fools really think you can make any difference against us?
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A few things to note: -We don't have a God-Emperor, we gave a President. -He's a #Lore spy
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I’m.... not sure about this.
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Huzzah! But before I go all in, would I have to purge the land of all creatures? What about dragons, aliens, or nekos?
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I'm always down for a crusade, sign me up
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[i]They shall be my finest shitposters, these men who give of themselves to me. Like clay I shall mould them and in the furnace of posting I shall forge them. They shall be of iron will and steely sinew. In great threads I shall clad them and with the mightiest posts shall they be armed. They will be untouched by trolling or bans; no sickness shall blight them. They shall have such tactics, strategies and machines that no foe will best them in battle. They are my bulwark against the #destiny. They are the Defenders of #offtopic. They are my Forum Marines...and they shall know no fear. [/i]
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Color me intrigued [spoiler]I’m in, if you’ll have me[/spoiler]
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I think you got a few things mixed up.
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[b]Brother, get the flamer/ [i][u]THE HEAVY FLAMER.[/u][/i][/b]
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*sips coffee* Dodged a bullet there lol
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Fungus?
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Biggus Dickus has arrived.
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This post has only been up for an hour. Wow. [spoiler]also is it too late to sign up?[/spoiler]
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Well... sounds a little racist to me, but I’ll be there. I wanna see where this goes
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*walks in Star-Lord style* “I don’t know about all that. As long as we’re being good guys I guess.”
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Pathetic (@_@)
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Sure.
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Uhh... Hmm... I have to politely decline your offer, no thank you.
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I follow Ring. His alliances are my alliances.
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Oh neat! I use a variety of Warhammer mechs in combat, so I’ll be happy to support. [spoiler]Sorry Partner, but You’ve Yeed your last Haw [/spoiler]
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depends. how much you willing to pay?
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*laughs in ascendant plain*
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Also Lee!
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[i]Only If the Deep wills it[/i]
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Charles will be there! But he's probably gonna loose...
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[b][i]DEUS VULT[/i][/b]