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Sir, would you mind sitting in the stool?
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No, i wouldn't mind it at all *continues standing*
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Would you please not stand on my counter?
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Draws Katana, Chops off feet, and then draws 1911. Say that again, I dare you!
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*pow pow pow pow pow pow pow, reloads pow pow pow pow pow pow pow, reloads, pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow* ok
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*draws an uno reverse card, the bullets fly out of me and into you* *pull myself up on the bar, sitting down on it with bloody stumps for feet bleeding all over it*
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Sorry man, my bar my rules. Block uno card played
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*draws uno reverse card, canceling out your rules*
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sorry, Block card skips your turn.
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Well -blam!-
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Can I get you something to drink?
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Blue kool-aid in your largest glass And a doctor while your at it
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Here is the kool aid. And the doctor is on the way. What’s been on your mind?
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Questions and physical pain
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Ask away. *opens medical bag*
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What does love feel like
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I don’t rightly know sir
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No one does More kool aid
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Kool aid delivered. *starts picking out 45 caliber rounds*
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You ever wonder what love feels like
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I do. I know what it is to love, i just don't know what it is to be loved in return... Well, i can't say that. many people love me, and i love them. but it is not the same as with a partner. I want to know what it is to be in a loving relationship that way.
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And what does it feel like to love something like you said
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Sometimes it is good, most of the times, it is not great. Proverbs says "Hope deferred maketh the heart sick: but when the desire cometh, it is a tree of life." In essence, if you feel that your feelings are not returned it sucks.