alright where did I leave off.... Toaster, being near 10 inches tall in total, attempted to cast a threatening shadow down the spooky staircase, but failed. Badly. The ghosts of A Traffic Cone and Virus cackled as their misty mistiness forms began to ascend the stairs, viewing the toaster with a GoPro as no threat. However, the music went silent and Toaster lowered the GoPro(on a selfie stick btw) slowly, letting the sunlight glint aesthetically off the lens. Toaster's insides began to heat up, a magmatic glow seeping out through the slots where you put bread in. idk what they're called just roll wit it. The ghastly essence of A Traffic Cone hesitated, confused as to why the small toaster at the top of the staircase was growling and glowing orange, not unlike the color of oranges. "He's heating up!" Kittimu whispered to DerpyTaco, and the two defenseless people watched as the Toaster began to scream as it shone with the glory of the ancient gods. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATOMIC FIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!" Toaster cried, and a passionate scream, the toaster exploded with the force equal to a very big explosion. The entire staircase was vaporized, and so was the Ghost of A Traffic Cone. Virus's ghost, however, had sensed the oncoming disaster, and hid behind A Traffic Cone, using him as a meat shield. Kittimu and DerpyTaco were also consumed by the blaze, leaving behind nothing but... yeah literally nothing remains The smoke and fire alerted the national guard, and so begins the next saga. Some troopers by the names of Wookie and ACROCANTHUS(who likes to be called A.C.) were sent to investigate the neutron star that had formed in suburban Offtopic. The problematic ball of fire had caused some minor property damage and there were complaints of excessive heat and wind. To be continued?