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Edited by SpeakerofthDeep: 7/8/2019 4:34:38 PM
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Dear Dad

I hate you. You never let me do anything fun. And mom is way cooler. Also, you're not my real dad You just kinda waltzed into our life and changed everything Thought you could just plop right into the chair and start your cruise. Well I see through the lies. I know you're just doing it for the money, Xombie. Stay away from my mother! Love Speaker. PS- I used your Car, there's no gas in it PPS- We need groceries, we're out of toilet paper, I used the last roll PPPS- What's brown and sounds like a bell? [spoiler]Dungggggggg![/spoiler]

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  • "Whether I wanted it or not, I've stepped into a parenting position with the Children of Offtopic. So let's get to carrying out those chores, one by one. Corning Ware. From what I can gather these dirty dishes hold the Siege Dancers on an Imperial Kitchen Sink outside of The Laundry Room. They are very dirty, but with the right team, we can punch through that grime, take this beast out, and break grimes grip on our dishes." - Commander Xombie

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