Welcome Fellow Offtopicans (Offtopickles?) To the GRAND Opening of my shop, the Wayfarers Common! *as the voice says that, a building appears before you almost out of thin air.* Now you may be asking yourself "Who is this." Well I should probably show you. *before you appears a man in a black suit with a hint of a chest plate under the Jacket.* My name is Crazyassassin141, Formerly Crazyguy141. Don't ask. Or do I suppose.. So, Down to business. Thanks to a great donation on porch day by the people of Kings Forge, Im proud to say that we reverse engineered the pocket dimension filled with walnuts into an actual marketable thing. To keep things short, We keep things in your own personal mini dimension with a little extra. *with a flourish the man in front of you pulls out a key* With this bad boy, you fit into a key slot and it opens a door to the shop itself. Now, I have a few rules with this. 1. Do NOT use it as an escape from people trying to arrest you. You'll find that Im a bit more... Ruthless. *He chuckles at that.* 2. there is a limit to this item, Once a day. If you go beyond that, eh, it might explode. *as he says that you hear a door open in the back followed by a boom.* Like that. Hmm outside of that, No killing on the premises, if you have any questions ask, Oh and the most important thing: Don't cross me. *A cold feeling goes down your spine as he says this. And goes away almost as quick as it came. Noticing this, he laughs.* Don't get that worried look on your face. Im more or less on vacation. I don't get paid to do that here. With that, Again welcome to the Wayfarers Common! I do hope I get the pleasure of working with you in the future. [spoiler] I wanted to change my name and this was a fun way of doing it.[/spoiler] Edit: To clarify: this place is like an infinite storage unit area. The key allows you to enter this place from anywhere with a door. Sorry for the confusion
I demand a refund! Do you know how much those walnuts cost? I said Bowl Me a Winner! If you won’t, give them back. I’ll find a truly crazy guy who will fight with wallnuts.