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5/14/2019 4:58:29 PM
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Into the Void Part 3: Toaster Kills. Like, Everybody.

Doggo’s team was well into the city when Rezyl’s team was dealing with the dragon. There was a team of bandits nearby, closing in on Doggo and his team. Toaster: *glances around at the bandits* Goddammit. Now we have to fight these idiots. Kaid: *-blam!- his shotgun* I thought you wanted to kill? Toaster: Well, I wanted to kill something big. Y'know, like a dragon or something. Doggo: Something tells me that we ARE going to have to deal with a dragon. Ultron: What makes you say that— oh. The bandit leader had a lead in hand, which was attached to the neck of a void dragon, not unlike the one Rezyl was fighting. Toaster: Thank god. At least I can use a small portion of my power. I wish there was something bigger, though. Doggo: Why in the world would you want ANYTHING bigger than a dragon? *his hands start glowing purple* Ultron: *starts hovering* Yeah, I wouldn’t wanna fight another dragon either. Plus, it looks like those bandits have weapons similar to one’s we’re looking for. The bandit leader and Doggo met halfway between both of their teams. Doggo: We can do this peacefully. We don’t have to fight. Bandit Leader: I don’t think so. We heard that you guys were looking for these weapons. He held up his void shotgun. BL: However, we’re the only ones in the area with these. They’re quite powerful. Toaster: *steps up* Listen. Give us the weapons and no one gets hurt. *puts on a strange mask* BL: You think some mask is gonna stop us? *calls to friends* C’mon boys, let’s rough em up. Toaster: *shrugs* Okay. *he glares intensely at the bandits* If y’all really want to, then... *he snaps* BL: What did you do? *he starts turning to dust* Toaster: If you don’t -blam!- with gods, gods won’t -blam!- with you. BL: AHHHHHHHHH *dies* All of the bandits were dying. Toaster flew up to the dragon and consumed its void power. Toaster: I know where the weapons are. Let’s move on. Doggo, Ultron, and Kaid all gaped. All three in unison: What. The hell. Toaster: C’mon! We don’t have the time! Meanwhile, Gravitons team had problems as well... But that’s for next time.

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