My xbone is broken and I was bored last night so I started thinking about what some users of Offtopic would be in Dungeons and Dragons. Then I made a few Level 3 characters. Quick notes Str (Strength) Dex (Dexterity) Con (Constitution) Int (Intelligence) Wis (Wisdom) Cha (Charisma) AC (Armor Class) HP (Hit Points). Spells: Level/Slots. Also, I didn’t roll for Attributes, I just used the 15/14/13/12/10/8 thing. Also also, didn’t bother with Backgrounds/Tools and just gave everyone two skills I felt were appropriate for them. [u][b]Cell-3[/b][/u] [spoiler]Juggernaut Warforged/Crown Paladin AC: 18 HP: 32 Str (17) Dex (8) Con (14) Int (10) Wis (14) Cha (12) [u]Feats and Stuffs[/u]: Divine Sense, Divine Smite, Divine Health, Lay on Hands, Great Weapon Fighting, Champion Challenge, Turn the Tide, Iron Fists, Powerful Build, Warforged Resilience, Sentry’s Rest, Integrated Protection (Heavy Plating) [u]Skills[/u]: Religion, Persuasion, Performance, Athletics [u]Spells[/u]: 3 first level spell slots for Divine Smite… and other stuff too I guess, but really, why not just nuke stuff? [u]Notes[/u]: I picture a large humanoid, sorta Draconic, construct of metal and magic wielding a greatsword. He is Lord of the City-State of Offtopic and his devotion to her and her people is unwavering![/spoiler] [u][b]CoolHandLuke[/b][/u] [spoiler]Hill Dwarf/Hunter Ranger AC: 16 HP: 35 Str (12) Dex (15) Con (15) Int (10) Wis (15) Cha (8) [u]Feats and Stuffs[/u]: Darkvision, Dwarven Resilience, Dwarven Combat Training, Stonecunning, Dwarven Toughness Favored Enemy (Ninjas), Favored Terrain (Offtopics a Swamp, yeah?), Archery, Primeval Awarness, Horde Breaker [u]Skills[/u]: Insight, Perception, Survival, Animal Handling, Nature [u]Spells[/u]: 1st/3: Hunters Mark, Snare, Goodberries [u]Notes[/u]: I see Luke like Aragorn, calm and wise. I also remember him talking about his love of dwarves. I see him in Scale Mail, crossbow in hand and a mace at his side, patrolling the city of Offtopic for trouble makers when he’s not enjoying the good company at the tavern.[/spoiler] [u][b]XombieXronad[/b][/u] [spoiler]Revenant Mountain Dwarf/Zealot Barbarian AC: 14 HP: 40 Str (17) Dex (13) Con (16) Int (8) Wis (10) Cha (12) [u]Feats and Stuffs[/u]: Darkvision, Dwarven Resilience, Dwarven Combat Training, Stonecunning, Rage, Unarmored Defense, Reckless Attack, Danger Sense, Divine Fury, Warrior of the God (Bernthal) [u]Skills[/u]: Intimidation, Performance, Perception, Religion [u]Notes[/u]: I made this before I heard the news… anyway. Xronad also loves dwarves, and barbarians, and Bernthal, and is a xombie. So he’s a Barbarian Priest of Bernthal wielding a big -blam!- off axe and he’ll keep rising from the dead no matter how many times the Ninjas try to slay him! Usually found with Luke.[/spoiler] [u][b]Peaches Pan Tao[/b][/u] [spoiler]Lightfoot Halfling/Drunken Master Monk AC: 15 HP: 22 Str (8) Dex (17) Con (10) Int (13) Wis (14) Cha (13) [u]Feats and Stuffs[/u]: Lucky, Brave, Halfling Nimbleness, Naturally Stealthy, Unarmored Defense, Martial Arts, Ki(3), Unarmored Movement, Deflect Missles, Drunken Technique [u]Skills[/u]: Performance, Insight, Perception, Deception, Sleight of Hand, Religion [u]Notes[/u]: I think it’s all pretty self-explanatory. He sits in the tavern entertaining people and discussing philosophy one minute and fighting off a swarm of Ninjas single handedly the next![/spoiler] [u][b]ECCHO SIERRA[/b][/u] [spoiler]Half Orc/Lore Bard AC: 13 HP: 25 Str (10) Dex (14) Con (14) Int (12) Wis (10) Cha (15) [u]Feats and Stuffs[/u]: Darkvision, Menacing, Relentless Endurance, Savage Attacks, Bardic Inspiration (), Jack of All Trades, Song of Rest, *Expertise, Cutting Words [u]Skills[/u]: Intimidation, *Performance, Persuasion, *Deception, Insight, Arcana, Sleight of Hand, Stealth, History [u]Spells[/u]: Cantrips: Vicious Mockery, Minor Illusion. - 1st/4: Hideous Laughter, Bane, Sleep, Healing Word -2nd/2: Enthrall, Lesser Restoration [u]Notes[/u]: Half Orcs are pretty close to Trolls, right? But yeah, say what you want about him, he can put on a show! He can be a jerk but he can also be a cool guy. When he’s not entertaining the masses with his comedy act, he can usually be found doing what Bards are most known for: Trying to get into people’s pants…usually Peaches![/spoiler] [u][b]Deatheater[/b][/u] [spoiler]Human/Profane Soul Bloodhunter AC: 15 HP: 33 Str (9) Dex (16) Con (15) Int (11) Wis (14) Cha (13) [u]Feats and Stuffs[/u]: Hunter’s Bane, Crimson Rite, Great Weapon Fighting (Scythe, just give a ole arm weapon Finesse for stats), Blood Maledict (Curse of the Marked), Undying Patron, Pact Magic, Rite Focus (Regain HP on kill) [u]Skills[/u]: Arcana, Intimidation, Stealth, Performance [u]Spells[/u]: Cantrips: Chill Touch, Toll the Dead. 1st/1: Armor of Agathys, Cause Fear [u]Notes[/u]: Bloodhunter is the edgiest class, they literally cut themselves to deal more damage. Flavor is also very Dark Souls/Bloodborne, which I thought he’d appreciate. When he’s not out slaying demons and monsters he can be found in the tavern telling stories of his and others exploits.[/spoiler] And of course, I did myself as well: [u][b]NIL[/b][/u] [spoiler]Half Elf Vampire/Old One Warlock AC: 13 HP: 29 Str (8) Dex (15) Con (14) Int (10) Wis (12) Cha (17) [u]Feats and Stuffs[/u]: Darkvision, Fey Ancestry, Skill Versatility, Eldritch Invocations (Agonizing Blast, Voice of the Chain Master), Pact of the Chain (Cat). [u][b]OP Vampire shit[/b][/u]: Shapechanger, Misty Escape, Regeneration, Spider Climb, Resistance to Necrotic Damage and Nonmagical Weapons. Weaknesses: Can’t enter without invitation, Harmed by Running Water, Stake to the Heart, Sunlight Hypersensitivity. [u]Skills[/u]: Arcana, Deception, Sleight of Hand, Stealth, Performance, Insight [u]Spells[/u]: 2 slots at 2nd level. Cantrips: Eldritch Blast, Friends. 1st: Hex, Dissonant Whispers. 2nd: Detect Thoughts, Invisibility. [u]Notes[/u]: Vampires are OP but I’m committed to my bit. I can usually be found in a dumpster doing Trash Witch stuff or in the tavern babbling about nonsense. [/spoiler] I had started a few others, but I was pretty burnt out and tired. Maybe I’ll finish them later idk. Just figured id share this garbage.