I'm spooning beans into my mouth now
The beans are just right
They are chilli beans
The beans I'm eating are in chilli
I'm thinking of beans.
I'm sipping cold water
Chewing an ice cube
As I eat my beans I think
Of our savior
Lightening McQueen.
He crashed for our sins
The beans are almost gone now
A thin residue clings to the sides
Of my microwave safe bowl
That was not microwave safe.
I burned my -blam!-ing hand
I uttered imprecations at my bowl
But the beans were good
They reminded me of Lightening,
Lightening McQueen
I'm going to my final soon.
My final final.
With a cheat sheet and
A belly full of beans.
When I finish, when I win the race
As Lightening did
The beans in my belly will,
Well up into songs of praise
That my ass, jubilant,
Shall sing in praise of beans and
Edgeucashen.
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Beans beans The magical fruit, the more you eat them the more you [spoiler]deficate[/spoiler]
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Hello? Can you see me?
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Beans beans they're good for your heart, Beans beans they make you fart.
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https://youtu.be/pNkQMtZAMAw
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I don't like beans.
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Hot been seks
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Anyone still have that old slade cabbage copypasta
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Fun fact in Red Dead Redemption 2’s economy a silver ring is worth less than a can of baked beans.
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Edited by RheubenThePig: 12/15/2018 1:26:12 AMSubscribe to PewDiePie [spoiler]baited[/spoiler]
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Edited by N00bMaster69: 12/15/2018 4:42:01 PMYou eat all my beans N word!
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Thanks for the copy paste
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For some reason, your poem sort of reminds me of "This is Just to Say" by William Carlos Williams.
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Edited by OLDSCRATCH4: 12/15/2018 12:20:50 AMThere are [b]no beans[/b] in [b]chili[/b]!! For shame!
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Edited by XxElementZeroxX: 12/15/2018 1:19:48 AMWife and I are eating Taco Bell as I type. Mmm. Beans oh beans the magical fruit The more ya eat the more ya toot The more ya toot tha better ya feel So let’s have beans at every meal
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First line makes me want to do bad things.
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This [b]NI🅱️🅱️A[/b] EATING BEANS IN MY THEATRE 😤😤
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dEnSiTy. bEaCoME 🅱️EaN (Avengers Trailer music starts playing)
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Nice and good luck. I finished my last one and I'm already back home for the break
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Cool Beanz
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I'd just like to say [spoiler]ka-chow![/spoiler]
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... Oh my -blam!-ing god... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]