This is physical perfection. A body sculpted by the gods. He was their magnum opus; no higher beauty exists in heaven or earth. Does he have a six-pack? That isn't the question to ask. No, you should wonder: Do I have what DeeJ has?
The answer will always be no, because you are not DeeJ. We are not DeeJ, and we will always be a disgrace to beauty itself when compared to him.
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You have earned 3 cookies & a bowl of your favorite flavor ice cream for that bit of awesomeness!
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Almost spat out my coffee
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