In the spirit of the recent surge of Offtopic patriotism, it is only fitting our friend (and sometimes foe) Deej, receive all the embellishments that only Photoshop can confer. Make Offtopic proud people. I'll post some more images below...
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[spoiler]And please guys, dont be too mean. At the end of the day, Deej is a pretty cool guy that puts up with a lot from us...[/spoiler]
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DeeJ looks steadily down the barrel of the rifle, his breath heavy and fatigued. Still, he waited patiently. He had been hunting this particular creature for some time, before today, he had only heard legends of such a magnificent beast. Now he could gaze upon it with his own eyes. Such a beautiful creature could only be one of a kind, it's hide would make a fine coat. His prey lay still, unaware of what was about to happen. DeeJ looked upon the mythical creature one last time. He held his breath, steadied his aim, and pulled the trigger. The bullets fired from the rifle, hitting the animal directly. It fell to the ground. Cozmo, was dead.