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originally posted in: Why doesn't God show up anymore?
2/6/2017 7:58:10 PM
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Never before on this earth has there been such a magical threat to our safety as Negromancy. But what is this "Negromancy", you ask? Dark arts for Dark People. Negromancy is black magic done by black people whose dark skin represents the dark deeds they have done. The darker their skin the darker the deeds they have committed against humanity. This is why Africa hasn't advanced in technology because they have the power of negromancy to help them with their everyday needs, such as capturing 12 year old kids to force them into soldiers. Instead of potions, a negromancer use synthetic Kool-Aid to restore their mana and powers. Instead of black cats, negromancers tend to have Chickens due to their ability to be turned into food once their time has been served. Negromancy is unlike necromancy and are in no way related aside from being banned in Hogwarts.
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