Hello Everyone under the sun and welcome to Tower Today, A rendition of the famous but recently paused "Unofficial Weekly Updates with MurdiusMaximus" His reasons for those awaiting the updates he is currently dealing with a lot of real life issues, only known as audits so far (Pain in the arse). Since you all turned on me when I confronted Max openly, it hurt, quite a lot actually... But I only paused my work, and intend to continue and finish it. But for those who believe I am stealing his work again, Let it be known that he messaged me and wished me the best of luck and I am working vigorously to make up for my childish attitude last year to him. Alright guys with that out of the way, I kinda hate to get a call in for a...hostile interviewee... Former taken king Oryx has stumbled into the studio, looking pretty melancholy but agreed to...peacefully let me interview him..thank traveler. [b]Oryx! Very nice to see you buddy how have you been?[/b] Good to be here.... And I'm Fine. [b]Doesn't sound like it... you okay? Those 3 eyes are looking kinda like I pissed in your corn flakes... which to be fair, any port in a storm.[/b] Yes Veneficus, I'm doing just well, just peachy, being here in the studio with the man who killed my son, how many times? 52? [b]Oh uh...yeah...hehe.. I uh.. didn't mean to go that far Sorry about that..[/b] Oh you're sorry? I bet you felt so much remorse when you were running around with those guns every week... [b]No! Really! I did... I felt bad, honest![/b] Really? Then answer me one question Ven. How did it feel being a raider back then? Were you proud of what you did? [b] Well, Yes, you kinda had to, we were in purgatory at that point, isn't that like the taken realm at this point? [/b] No, not even close. Are you proud you went in there every week to kill him? [b]Well...tough question there sir. It was cool, it was repetitive but we had hope he'd be nice but, we enjoyed our times on our adventures... But after awhile, it just felt like we were going in to wipe crotas end a lot...[/b] ~Heavy breath with eyes leering~ ... [b]But I'm betting you have a lot of experience in that huh? Right? Oryx? Wiping...crotas...you know?[/b] YOU SON OF A B***H!!! ~Oryx tackles Veneficus to the ground~ Now you listen here you mother f***er... I used to have a son, I loved him! But you killed him....you killed him and you t-bagged him! You t-bagged him for 5 minutes every week! ~Oryx sobbing~ Oryx: You made him your b***h... but now, I'm gonna make you my b***h... Saddle up sea biscuit... Jeff: W-Wait, Oryx you said you were just gonna kick his a** not this man! Oryx: Shut up jeff! Jeff: Um..ok...well I am getting paid well.. [b]Jeff get him off me damnit Or you're fired![/b] Jeff: Getting paid better anyways [b] How much to watch me get r**ed like indiana jones with george lucas? Screw it, get him off me and I'll match it dude! [/b] ~Jeff whispers in his ear~ [b]... Outbid by 2 grand...f**k my life[/b] Jeff: Alright Oryx I'm gonna go get the butter Oryx: Now listen here boy... ~Oryx whispers tenderly~ Oryx: Did you know that Hive lords have 4 balls and 7 d**ks? Huh? Did you know that, huh? Well... you're gonna.. when I butter you up like democrats and make you squeal like the scarlet pimpernel... [b]Not my fault he didn't have a better army![/b] Heh now! Ain't nobody gon be sodomizing guardians! Thats activisions job! [b]Zavala?! For once I agree with that! How did you even get in here?! And why do you never wear pants! Theres children who play around here![/b] Oryx: Uh...thats the leader of the towers defenses? [b] Yeah.. don't look into it, he's actually nice if he's sober. [/b] Oryx: ... You know I'm not actually in the mood anymore.. [b] Zavala! We're good, just get your pants on damnit! [/b] Zavala: Pants? Where I'm going?! We don't need pants! Time for the ol fist of panic! [b]Zavala don't! Zavala you f***ing idio-![/b] Zavala: JIZZ SLAM!! ~Zavala titan slams the studio destroying everything but the camera.~ Zavala: Yaaaaay...hooray! You're saved! Race Titan master hashtag... [b]Okay folks..uh.. that got a little out of hand.. and quite frankly I'm terrified to look at Oryx... I'll never be able to look at him the same way...Zavala is passed out without pants... how does he get away with indecent exposure? As for my former assistant jeff? I think he just took the money and ran... f***ing backstabbing c**k bite... -End of Transmission-[/b] Alright guys! That was my first returning interview with Oryx the former taken king! I...I will never look at him the same way again. Please, just don't mention his dead son ok... Zavala might not be there to save you. Now moving on to news. Recently Iron banner came back with Lady efrideet depriving guardians of 2 chances at rewards compared to last iron banner, this change was made recent for apparently no reason I could find besides the good ol Balanced trade mark. Guardians have already figured out and perfect the hard mode challenge mode and are finally wearing the gear the way it was shown in the trailers, after 2 weeks? Its kinda quick. The game is sort of at a pause for players since we have gotten the raw end of the deal with festival of the lost, or as the majority likes to call it, the festival of the cost. Bungie dropped the ball there, they gave us only 3 chances to get anything that was portraited then...you know the story. As it stands, the community is waiting on SRL to drop next month, which was given no real release or any news on how its going to be compared to last year, but we will keep our heads high here in the Tower Today studio. Xur arrived today bringing the Eternal Warrior, Knucklehead radar (Deemed worthless due to the new artifact), Impossible machines and Suros regimes with 2 Ornaments we have already gotten and the usual in goodies. Brent Miks, My co-host at tower today (Could've used him during that interview...) has arrived and has brought in a video sharing a bit of info that could answer some questions for certain concerns, todays first video comes from Rick KhakisHD A nice gamer and great youtuber for his lengthy vids and the way he goes into details. This Video will describe and go into detail on a great concern for the community at large "Why wont my guardians transfer over in the next game!?" As its still a rumor, Rick here has gone into great detail. Enjoy the Video folks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6jcDgNpdxE&t=593s In Warframe News (Console): For those I know that love warframe and play it in their frequent breaks from destiny I created this segment to bring them to date in case they are concerned in downloading more updates. Recently The Silver Grove brought in Titania the butterfly warframe and it is ridiculously powerful, definitely recommend you going back in to get her and use her, make sure to watch a vid on how to build her, The Vacuum within also came into play and brought with it the neutral vacuum mod for all sentinels for carrier to drop off as most used. Also The index arena event dropped and is, well, difficult but very rewarding with its hefty rewards in credits and in new Mods, including the shield equivalent of the health regen mod for sentinels, definitely should jump in to farm guys. Now to Halo News: I don't know where the halo 5 hate came from, its a great 2nd game in the current trilogy, it brought a...somewhat balanced pvp, but brought for those that don't love killing players all the time Warzone, and Warzone firefight, a raid/Survival variant to the PvE co-op we all know and love! Currently until tuesday 11/22/16, You can log on and get a hefty req pack including a lot of great weapons to use in warzone and the Mark IV spartan armor set for free as a reward for their anniversary! So go on and jump in to enjoy some great co-op action with weapons we couldn't unlock in the ungodly RNG. Alrighty folks! That concludes todays Tower Today Update, Bringing you news to the tri-fecta, us halo gamers, us warframe players, and us destiny players! Remember guardians, Tenno and spartans these updates will be every week until I run out of ideas or come forward and cancel them, please enjoy the read and news updates. Make sure you vote above and comment on what I could do better. Thank you all, Veneficus Out.