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5/7/2016 8:58:22 PM
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Describe your face.
Describe your face the best you can.
I am white, monkey faced, and have a messy J.B. cut.
Hopefully you're not as ugly as me, but feel free to describe your features best you can.
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I have short hair, a goatee, green eyes, and glasses.
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i have a nose, two eyes, a mouth, eyebrows, a little facial hair
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1 ReplyI've been told by many people my face resembles the night mother from Skyrim.
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1 ReplyAs if it were carved by angels.. [spoiler]retarded angels with an uncontrollable jackhammer and the starting material was cheese[/spoiler]
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Long, strong chin. Thick eyebrows that typically make me seem focused. "Olive" skin tone. My dark brown eyes are usually narrow and serious-looking. Side-swept dark brown hair. Supposedly thick lips. Large nose. Overall thin-looking face.
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2 RepliesPerfect
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3 Replies>be me, 9 years old >sleeping on top bunk, little brother beneath me >suddenly get massive urge to fart >think it would be funny to fart on my brother's face >take off pants and underwear >position anus right above his nose >go for the kill >oh [b][i]shit,[/i][/b] that wasn't a fart >massive amounts of incredibly putrid and chunky diarrhea go right into my brother's nose and mouth >panic.jpg >he wakes up startled, breathing and choking on brown fluid >IT WENT IN HIS FÚCKING MOUTH. >he vomits all over the room and runs crying to mom >I hide >mom asks how he got that way, covered in shit and vomit, he says I shit in his mouth >mfw mom found me
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I totally missed my chance to comment "long, tan, and handsome" on this. Dang it.
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4 RepliesVery unfortunate.
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2 Repliesa circle followed by 14 underscores, followed by another circle.
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2 RepliesVery, very sexy.
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1 ReplyImagine the ugliest face imaginable. I'm uglier.
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6 RepliesEdited by ChaosRecon95: 5/10/2016 1:39:22 AMStrong jaw, short hair, thick eye brows, kind of big ears, hazel eyes, facial hair that grows so quickly I have to shave everyday. White (obviously, I'm on these forums)
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Hot and smooth[spoiler]get rekt[/spoiler]
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11 RepliesEdited by Cinnie: 5/13/2016 3:12:06 AMSorta tan, green/grey eyes, small lips, chubby-ish cheeks, with short dark brown hair. [spoiler]I'm not good at describing things, so here's a picture. It's black and white but whatevs. https://imgur.com/k23oviT[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesBlank...
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1 Reply
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2 RepliesUgly[spoiler]even thou a couple a beautiful women have kissed me and told me I'm cute [/spoiler]
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5 RepliesUgly, nerdy, pathetic, useless
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1 ReplyThe only real problem I have with myself is regardless of what I do I'm stuck being just a little whiter than most. Other than that, I am contempt. And it's not like a "I'm ugly and I'm proud!" situation, I've been in relationships obviously.
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Punchable
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It's pretty generic
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-Nose is abit to the right due to a punch I got to it -Big forhead -Mediun brown eyes -Medium lips -And ugly
