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Edited by PONETHEPOON:
1/29/2016 12:33:50 AM
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And i thought Cathedral was bad on Control...
I never thought an activity would make me want to [b]cut the webbings of my toes with copier paper[/b], and yet, here is [i]Rift on [b]Cathedral of Dusk[/b][/i] proving me wrong.
I...I even played it solo. [i]Once.[/i] Because that's all it took to turn my frown [b][i]further[/i][/b] down, then put it through the [b]SRL[/b] fans, deform its spire and gift it to the Architects.
Months ago, when [b]Clash[/b] was the IB activity, I thought to myself: [quote]Cool! I hope they never have Rift as Iron Banner, though. Pshh, why would they even, that wouldn't make sense. I've seen Icebreaker nerfs that make more sense than that.[/quote]Well, cover me in honey and call me Sally, [b][i]IT'S RIFT!![/i][/b] Which isn't a [b][i]bad[/i][/b] thing, unless winning is your objective. To further rub salt into my oriface, [b][i]Cathedral of Dusk.[/i][/b] <--- That sentence doesn't even finish properly, nor does it need to. Simply; [i]because Cathedral of Dusk.[/i]
With the cherry on the -!wecantevencensorthisword-! cake, I now have to [b]LFG[/b] for Iron Banner. [b][i]FOR IRON BANNER.[/i][/b] I have 10 pages of friends I've acquired over Y1 of Destiny. Guess how many were online?
[spoiler]2.[/spoiler][spoiler]2 people, not two pages.[/spoiler]
[b][i]So,[/i][/b] LFG it is. LFG isn't ready for me.
My witty overly-suggestive banter mixed with my [b][i]very[/i][/b] inconsistent [b]1.0 K/D[/b] mixed with the sporadic loud shrieking that living with a cat and a woman entails tends to put people off. Or, at least confuse them.
So, [b][i]*raises glass*[/i][/b] this one's to you, [i]Cathedral of Dusk.[/i] May your match timers run out, and your participants have John Cena legs.
[b]Edit:[/b] If you don't like this [url=https://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Post/184461115/0/0]map on control[/url]
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5 RepliesEdited by PhNx Hellfire: 1/29/2016 2:51:44 AMCathedral only stinks if you have issues staying alive. What do you know... I just got the map... I'll edit this after it. EDIT: Fun match. Barely won by 100 points.
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4 RepliesI'm not having a problem at all with rift playing solo. Actually winning more than not! I said in another thread if I'm getting stomped by a full team then I just play fun and dirty, to which someone said use thorn just to piss them off. Can't wait to get home and dust it off...
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1 ReplyCathedral rift is nowhere near as bad as cathedral control. Please do not compare. Rift is actually pretty fun on cathedral
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4 RepliesSector 618 is the best new map introduced and having it appear in iron banner is amazing imo
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1 ReplyGive that pussy a pat to stop it from shrieking
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2 Repliesand guess what the trials map is this week :P
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1 Replythat was so funny
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2 RepliesLol ps4 or Xbox? And I commend you on your wordplay.
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3 RepliesEdited by Servanious: 1/28/2016 8:56:06 PMWell... At least it's not Zone Control... *Next update* "We've decided that the whole 'IB Rift' was a horrible idea (Especially accounting for the fact that it indirectly lead to that frightening, yet short lived, beaver apocalypse) so we've decided that Zone Control would be a GREAT game mode for the Iron Banner. Also, here's a list of [b]AWESOME[/b] ideas that our development team made. Well, the ones that survived our rodent overlords, that is......... Poor Jimmy S. Russtler.... He was so young... Anyhow, here you go ya walking moneybags. •Nerfed everything balanced/Underpowered •Buffed everything that made your bowels explode. •Added an A.I.D.S. System. •Added a Bungie Appreciation Day Event. (Because you secretly love us.) And finally.... •Added a [b]SALT[i]![/i][/b] emote that's worth 10,000 silver. Thank you for wasting 5 minutes of your pitiful life reading this. All of you still suck. Oh yeah... Forgot to mention that we've 'patched' the game, whatever that means.." Just waiting for a ninja to remove this.[spoiler]Please don't.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI like iron banner rift :(
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1 ReplyCathedral and catheter both start with "cathe." It all comes together...
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Poon. Are you in a clan? And btw. Those pants must be hidden somewhere in the black garden
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4 RepliesFor me it is Pantheon.
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1 ReplyAre you a portly Titan? Do you run out of breath when you walk around the tower? Does your Fist of Havoc make you want to take a nap afterward? If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, come on down to Cathedral of Dusk! Lord Shaxx has a foolproof training program that has a 100% success guarantee! You will see results after only a couple of runs! He will have you looking like a svelte Warlock or Hunter in no time!
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2 RepliesCathedral is the worst map
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1 ReplyEdited by Maulecule: 1/28/2016 8:48:37 PMCathedral of Dusk would be better if the spawns were behind that blue flame and by the two staircases on the opposite side. Just realised that's where heavy spawns. That's a better way to describe what I mean.
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1 ReplyHow many maps does this game has 4,5 If it has more I haven't seen them lately I know it use to have a bunch
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2 RepliesIA so much. How did they think combining the new matchmaking with Rift was a good idea? And rift should never be in the IB. I should have to get a fireteam to play IB and if I do, I won't.
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1 ReplyEdited by Blue_Seven: 1/28/2016 8:17:38 PMNothing beats a map where there's a refueling layover on the way to the spark. Then if you get the spark and you or your teammates kill any enemies on your way to their rift, you're only fvcking yourself over because they then respawn right next to their rift and don't even have to move to cockblock you. Every match goes the time limit and it sucks
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I have finally found a game which works on it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIbmLGvZOYY
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1 ReplyIt is so bad in rift.
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2 RepliesCathedral of Dusk wouldn't be so bad if they would shrink it down, or at least not spawn you in the deep, deep recesses of oblivion so that it takes you a lifetime to get back in the action. Just fix the damn spawns and it would make it less painful at least.
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1 ReplyNo Dragon Ball Z tag. Will not read. Kamehameha or gtfo.
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2 RepliesWell hello there PONETHEPOON. You look cathedral of dusky today... JK, not that bad ;-)
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1 ReplyIt's the one map that there can be multiple badass gunfights going on, and yet you will miss them all.
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Plus -whew- 1 -inhales deeply- internets. -exhales loudly- for you. -shakes inhaler and takes a deep huff- now where is the damn spark? Over there <-or forty miles over there ->
