[b]Bungie[/b] has all of you fooled with the lore. Crota, he was once a great man. He lived more for others, than for himself. He once [b][i]gave me[/i][/b] his last radiant shard. [b]I swear![/b] It was the kindest gesture. He even had a smoking hot girlfriend, every time I was over all I'd hear was her screaming [b][i]"CRRRoOo000Otaaa!"[/i][/b], and he would just blush a little and giggle. [b][i]"..teehee!"[/i][/b] He was even one of the few that volunteered on Saturdays to dig children in [b]the last city[/b] out from the pile of purple balls and guardian corpses. All he asked for in return was a smile, maybe a nice craft brew every third time. Then, [b][i]something changed Crota.[/i][/b] I was texting him about the latest [b][i]Game of Thrones,[/i][/b] and he just lost his sh**. The last legible text I had from him said: [b][i]"brb poon, gonna go pwn the nightfall. Hoping for a Ballerhorn lmao!"[/i][/b] [i]The conversation quickly changed, 45 minutes later.[/i] [b][i]"asdfghklllkl-blam!-" "Ahhhhhh" "AhhhhHHnnnnhhhh" "AHHNNNTHHH" "ANNNOTTHHHEERR-blam!-INGGHOST" "👻🔪🔪🔪💣🔫🌜🌏🌋👻"[/i][/b] Crota stopped texting me that day. All of my snapchats to him just say [b][u]"pending"[/u][/b], I think he even unfollowed me on instagram. His, I assume now [b][i]ex-[/i][/b]girlfriend, started hobo-ing around the Tower, clearly unable to handle the breakup. My Ghost stopped talking that day as well. I mourn for Crota. I fear he may never be himself again. I recall Crota mentioning his father a few times, I leave now in search of him, in hopes that he can take some sense into his son.
You know how everyone knows you're always pantless? Has anyone asked if you're full on naked or do you wear a shirt? Cause destiny is much better with a shirt