[quote]Just a fun thread with a bit of lore mixed in. The taken grimoire cards feature what I assume is the darkness itself talking to the poor souls taken by Oryx. It talks to them, understands them and offers them a special knife, so that they might become more than they currently are. Remember that the knife is not something you desire, it is something that betters you, makes you whole. I'm gonna do an all out grimoire style but you can just post the shape if you want. [quote]You are Subtlespartan. Though you speak and move like the others your mind is green in a sea of blue. Your stretch to understand things beyond your mortal coil. You have been taken. Put your mind at rest. There are no questions here, only truth. All colours and shades are present and understood. What knowledge do you seek? What thoughts burn at your conscience? You seek to help others. To guide them to the truth and teach them to see it as it is. But they do not follow. You hold out your hand in offering and they turn away from you. They do not understand. You must have their trust. There is a knife for you. It is shaped like [I am your friend]. Take up the knife. Trust in its truth. Take your new shape.[/quote] The knife can be as deep or as trivial as you want, just be sure to make it sound cool.[/quote] You are Billy Mays, though you are an infomercial multimillionaire, you're still just human. You seek to ease the residual life of millions of stay-at-home people. You have been oxicleaned. Put your big city sliders to rest. There is no strife with household appliances. Everything is shipping and handling included. What do you desire to advertise? What crazy invention could revolutionize kitchens everywhere? You wish to sell everything, to show the world you are always there through the products you sell. You must tell them, [i]"But wait, there's more."[/i] There is a knife for you, it is shaped like [two easy payments of $19.95] Take your knife, advertise your products. Take your new shape.