Sorry about not posting this yesterday, I was preoccupied after my neighbors fucboiery. So, there could potentially be a second thread today.
So, yesterday I decided to go to Guitar Center with my friend Davey, his girlfriend, and my girlfriend. Coincidentally, all four of us are drummers. I'm jealous of my friend Davey, though. He's found a way to be a better drummer than me in a wheelchair. We're all heading towards the percussion section of the store when my girlfriend taps my shoulder and says "guess who's behind us". I immediately get this look of grief on my face. I knew it was kiddo. (I assume he was here because just next door is a 'Dick's Sporting Goods' store and was probably stocking up on footballs and saw my car) I turn around and see him walking towards my girlfriend and I step in the way and ask him:
Me: What are you doing here?
Kiddo: I'm going to tell your girlfriend here about how you wanted to have sex with me.
Muh GF: I already know about it. And I know you tried proposing to him *cough* fag *cough*.
Davey: Yeah, dude. That's pretty gay.
Me: I didn't try to have sex with you, I was just asking if you wanted to come in. So don't flatter yourself.
Kiddo: You're still a -blam!-ing asshole. Your car deserved to be keyed.
Me: What the -blam!- did you just say?
Kiddo: I said I keyed your -blam!-ing car, dickhead!
I shove kiddo out of the way to see if he was telling the truth. I go outside and I see scratch marks all over the side of the car..... I was parked to. Apparently when I went inside some guy with the same car as me parked next to me and kiddo ended up keying that one.
Me: Man, you -blam!-ed up.
Kiddo: What, are you gonna hit me? In front of your girlfriend?
Me: First off: she doesn't give a -blam!- if I beat the shit out of you, and second: that's not my car, dumbass.
Kiddo: ............What?
Davey's GF: He said it's not his car, -blam!-face!
Some Guy: WHAT THE -blam!- DID YOU DO TO MY CAR!
Kiddo: *copious amounts of stuttering*
Some Guy: Which one of you did this?!
We all point towards Kiddo. The dude ends up grabbing Kiddo by the shirt collar and interrogating him like a member of the C.I.A.. Probably willing to torture him to. Before shit goes down, we all decide to leave and wish Kiddo luck.
Part 5: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/156323163
Part 7: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/157963427
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1 ReplyThis just keeps escalating. Something like this happened a while (read several centuries) ago to me, and I'm still not allowed in Denmark.
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1 Reply0 to autism in less than 5 seconds. Bravo.
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1 ReplyEdited by Slimbingi: 9/29/2015 7:33:32 PMLel. Pic of kiddo if possible. [spoiler]That is, if all of this wasn't fake.[/spoiler]
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3 Replies>read title >War of the Neighbors >no >War of the Monsters >yes
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1 ReplyYou should honestly just beat the shit out of him.
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1 ReplyReply for part 7
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Please be real please be real please be real please be real...
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Edited by alghasfohsafovah: 9/29/2015 9:37:38 PMBump for Kiddo being a massive fgt.
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Finally, we know where all the footballs were coming from The plot circle is complete and will not branch off into other adventures
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1 Replyready for part 7 got to be honest this is the funniest s**t I've read in a while
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Haha.i know this is fake but still good laughs
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Omfg so on point
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An emotional rollercoaster
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I'm waiting for this guy to get sued for what he did Lol Technically that's vandalism
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4 RepliesBetter then twilight
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Beautiful
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He probably keyed it with a football
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Go on.....
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