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6/3/2015 2:20:13 AM
>be me >brother is born a head >no legs >no arms >no torso >head >grows up whole life being a head >prays every day for a body like normal people >wakes up one day >flippers spout out of my brother the head >little flippers constantly flop around >miracle >super excited for his pathetic excuse of feet >brother decides he wants to make eggs >no eggs >grocery store across the street >brother has never been outside because he was head >goforit.jpeg >brother about to cross the street >instantly mangled by an 18 wheeler Moral of the story is to stop while you're ahead.

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