Finished 8th grade this year and heading to highschool any tips or tricks I should know.
Edit: Wow guys thanks so much for the "advice" I'll keep working on my super secret bunker just in case of the lizard uprising.
Edit: Nice 63 replies. Keep giving the advice. Anyone up for joining me in my bunker when the apocalypse happens. I heard the lizard people are using pride day as a distraction to launch an attack
Edit: Guys the lizard people might have found my bunker I might not get back until we reach about 100 replies. Oh no... GOD PLEASE NOOOO... DIE YOU LIZARD BLAMS!
Edit: Alright guys I'm back. The thanks for the advice, but if these lizard people keep attacking then I might not be alive when High School starts
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Edited by Kind of a Badass: 6/27/2015 11:34:56 AMHow convenient, i just graduated. 1. Dont get anyone pregnant 2. Dont try to be cool, or anything that you arent for that matter. Just be yourself. It works really well in high school trust me. 3. Ben friendly with everyone, including teachers (they are people too), but dont betray your close friends. Your true friends will help you through thick and thin. 4. Dont be loud or disruptive in class, and dont be a jackass in general. Nobody finds it funny, and it wastes class time. Also, your teachers will like you more for it. 5. Participate in class, i.e. Class discussuon. Even if you have the rwrong answer, at least you tried. Nobody is going to think you're some type of dumbass for trying. Also it helps with those brownie points for your teachers. (they need to know you in order to like you) 6. Do your damn work! One zero can make your grade sink like the -blam!-ing titanic, but 5 100s later and your grade will go up like 2 points. 7. Do your damn homework! Sure, they say its only 10 percent of your grade, but i knew a guy that barely passed because he didnt do his damn homework. 8. Dont procrastinate, especially on large projects. You dont wand the added stress of having to figure out how to do a 3 page essay in the gym class before its due. If possible, try to get it done as early as you can. Therefore it is out of the way like 2-5 days after you got it and you could just take it easy for the rest of the time. Besides, you have no idea what kind of homework you will get in the future, so take care of your work while you have the chance. 9. Don't fall for peer pressure. By all means, take advice from others, but dont take a blunt just because "everyone is doing it" 10. Don't do drugs. That will -blam!- your life. 11. Get a job as soon as you can. The best decision i ever made was getting a job as soon as i could. You will want a head start on future savings, and having money to blow when you go out with your friends kicks ass. 12. Dont give your parents a hard time. You'll hopefully start to understand the sacrifices they make to help you. And a good family relationship makes school life a lot easier. 13. Have fun. I know it sounds cliche and overused, but you're only in higs school once. Have a great time. Those four years go by too damn fast. Dont ever be shy around anyone, and don't sit in the sidelines for anything (even gym class). No matter how bad you think you are, you will have fun. Besides, other people honestly dont care if you are really bad. Leave with no regrets, and take advantage of all of the cool stuff you get to do both inside and outside of school. I will gladly take any questions you may have (this goes to all readers). It might take some time to reply because of work, but i will get back to you.
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I'm a 9th grader too :D
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Don't get it twisted, Girls still have cooties. If you find one without cooties, customarily, you're suppose to make that one you're wife.
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Toast/Envelope
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Wear a Post-It on your forehead saying [quote]Insert Intelligence Here[/quote] on the first day.
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1. Keep up the good grammar, improve it in your free time as well. When you do papers/assignments and whatnot, grammar gets graded, although it's just for English class. Even out of english you good grammar. 2. If you get a significant other, chances are it won't last out of high school, I'm sorry. I do have a close friend who has a kid with his girlfriend who he's been dating since middle school, so there's a slight chance, just don't get your hopes too high. 3. Make friends with older kids, they're more mature, and fun to be around. 4. Respect the staff. The staff at your school will (hopefully) be nice and respectful to you right away. At my school all the teachers are 110% committed to the students. Meet your teachers halfway, and they'll go the extra mile for you at times. 5. [OPTIONAL] I'm assuming you want to drive? Do it, have your parents pay for drivers Ed if they can. Being able to drive will help you out in the long run, wether it be with going on dates, work, or hanging web the pals. 6. Don't bring a speaker to school and play your music through it. At my school, EVERYONE is issued an iPad, so they go to a music streaming app, but and play really loud hip-hop through a speaker. The music isn't bad, it's the fact that their music is loud and disrupting classes, and I don't want to hear it. Besides all that, stick to your guns, and be quiet, don't be loud. Soon you'll be a senior, probably wanting to get the hell out.
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I just graduated and all I can say is enjoy it as much as you can cause it will be over before you know it
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never use a school bathroom.
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Avoid the bathroom
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just do your work
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-blam!- high school! Just quit and live on welfare. You'll make more money.
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-blam!- high school! Just quit and live on welfare. You'll make more money.
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1.Don't talk to anyone 2.Don't look at anyone 3.Don't speak to anyone 4.Get Women
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Franku will explain everything you need to know.
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There is a swimming pool on the top floor of every high school. facts.
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Ignore everyone... You won't be friends with them after high school
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Avoid the trash cans
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Don't be one of those freshmen who run to class u have time:)
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run a mile every morning and do 100 pushups sit ups and squats every night. and eat clean. you'll get the body of a greek god and more pussy than you can shake a stick at.
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Edited by Failure4Life: 6/28/2015 1:46:02 PMDon't slack off. If you plan on attending college you should aim for at minimum a 3.5 cumulative GPA. This will typically be enough to get a few merit based scholarships (My final GPA of 3.8 got me high honors as well as a $14,000 scholarship to Texas Tech). Relationships are secondary. You do not need a boy/girlfriend. Getting laid in high school should not be a priority. Do something extra-curricular. Whether it's a sport, club, or job, do something outside the minimum. It sticks out on resumes and is a great way to build your initial social circle in school. Treat teachers like the humans they are. Even if you hate a teacher with all your being using simple honorifics will typical earn their favor and make them more lenient towards you and your behavior. Do not become an academic or emotional crutch. Many times someone doing poorly in class will ask for help. Do so gladly but never let them copy your work. It endangers not only their well-being but your's as well. You may encounter depressed people, (I was apparently everyone's go-to guy for talks about suicide) try to cheer them up if you can, but the moment they start cutting themselves or becoming destructive report it to the counselors immediately. Attempt AP classes. Even if you do not pass the final they boost your GPA and are usually much more fulfilling. I learned more in my AP Lit class than the rest of high school and is the only reason I can write a coherent essay. Don't do drugs. This is not the DARE program. People will almost never truly pressure you into drugs (Dealers excluded). They typically will ask if your interested in participating but a simple no will usually suffice (No one wants to waste drugs on someone who doesn't enjoy them). Break a few rules! Don't go committing felonies but my group of 4-5 hoodlums loved to trespass (Never vandalized anything just explored) into abandoned areas. I still remember exploring an old onsen at 11pm and it was very enjoyable. Blow off steam in a way that doesn't harm others. Don't -blam!- with your parents. Be a goody-two-shoes in their eyes. It will allow you to benefit later in your high school life (car access, later curfew, etc.). Don't make enemies. Don't participate in gossip and try to stay at least neutral with everyone. High school is nothing like the movies. It's mainly people sticking with their own cliques and minding their own business. Bullying isn't as bad as it's made out to be and if you are confronted record it. Avoid mentioning your grade. Freshmen are practically invisible to upper classmen. Avoid mentioning anything that may give your grade level away (age, math level, etc.) Once you are a Junior or Senior this becomes unnecessary. My perception of high school may be skewed as I didn't go to one in the states.
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Edited by A Forum Cop: 7/9/2015 2:46:34 AMKnow yourself. Not everyone can stay up all night and ace a math final powered by monster, apparently I could. Then again it was algebra 2 so it wasnt hard. Also: Do your HW. I know most of it is pointless, but most HS teachers give it a ridiculous grade value to boost the grades of stupid people who can't do good on tests.
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Any piece you turn down is a piece you never get.
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Smash as many sluts as you can
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Don't open gum or any kind of food in view of anyone you'll get mobbed.
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Don't be a fgt. Also, spoiler alert [spoiler]it sucks[/spoiler]