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Edited by Nucking Futs : 10/3/2015 5:44:50 PM

Zonda is love Zonda is life.

Zonda is love Zonda is life. >I was only 9 years old >I loved so much, I scrolled through it every day >I see a user named Zonda who I pray to every night for the dankness he's brought me >"Zonda is love" I say; "Zonda is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a -blam!- >I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Zonda. >I called him a Desticle >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >I'm crying now, and my face hurts >I lay in bed and it's really cold >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me >It's Zonda >I am so happy He whispers into my ear "These are my forums." >He grabs me with his powerful dank hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my ass-cheeks for Zonda >He penetrates my butt-hole >It hurts so much but I do it for Zonda >I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against his force >I want to please Zonda >He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his shitposts >My dad walks in >Zonda looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all Greentext now." >Zonda leaves through my window >Zonda is love. Zonda is life. R.I.P. Zonda

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