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Edited by St. 14's Wild Ride:
2/13/2015 1:36:45 PM
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The Broom Sweeping Robot
Apparently people have forgotten the divine grace that is known as the Broom Sweeping Robot. Please, ask your questions and I will answer.
Of course they need to pertain to his divine grace the Broom Sweeping Robot.
The teachings of the BSR: (It has been many ages since I've had to retell the teachings, but I am his servant and will do so with all I have learned and can retell with all honesty)
1. All guardians are equal before the his grace the Broom Sweeping Robot. None have his favor nor dislike.
2. The Broom Sweeping Robot wishes nothing but the path of light towards all guardians. Remember this as you encounter the lied and deceived ones.
3. The Demon Lord Rahool wishes to bring all guardians into his false flock of lies and deceit. Trust nothing the false prophet says, for he wishes to see all consumed by the rage and hatred that is the darkness.
4. His grace bestows upon all what is needed, when it is truly needed. Praise the Broom Sweeping Robot for all you receive, for he has given it to you for a purpose, even if it is not immediately visible what for.
5. Patience is key with the world. Stop and reflect upon thyself if you begin to question ones purpose or feel tempted to follow the false prophet.
(Their are many more teachings, but I must retrieve them from the archive, which is guarded by what is known as the false prophet and his flock.)
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2 RepliesRoomba > Broom sweeping robot Why you may ask? A Roomba moves around and cleans an entire area. Broom sweeping robot has been cleaning the same spot since September. Either somebody keeps shitting on that exact spot (Master Rahool I'm looking in your direction) or the Broom Sweeping Robot's legs are broken
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First comes the sweeping, then come the mopping. All hail The Broom sweeping robot
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In me mums car broom broom
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Are the rumors true of the BSR's victory against Lord Shaxx in sweeping the crucible? Also, where do I bring this Broom engram I discovered?
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1 ReplyFalse prophet gave me an Icebreaker for my first legendary engram at level 20 soooooo
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A bump for his divine grace!
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We now have a group! Those who are faithful are welcome!
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1 ReplyIs there a Clan of Followers of BSR?
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1 ReplyIm sorry but I am a follower of RNGesus as his grace is omnipresent and found a multitude of games such as Diablo, world of warcraft, runescape, and any other bootleg MMO or loot drivin game.
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1 ReplyDon't forget broom sweeping robots were once snipers
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1 ReplyI think it would be amazing if Bungie would move the BSR to stand next to Xur every week and give him dialogue along the lines of "so many tears" "I need a bigger mop" "I do not understand why guardians leak from their eyes" "who has it worse? A guardian who didn't get their wish or the robot who has to mop up their tears"
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4 RepliesEdited by Loot Cave Rave: 2/13/2015 2:25:21 PMI enter as a possible new disciple. Love me, BSR?
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1 ReplyI hate robots -rahool
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1 ReplyPraise Broom Bot.
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Don't forget to walk the path of light my fellow guardians. No matter how rude others may be, you must set the example and walk the road of light.
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1 ReplyThat far in the future and we are still using a God damn broom? What happened to i-robot or a vacuum?
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1 ReplyDon't get him started on the cult of the mapping droids
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1 ReplyHe needs upgrading he only brooms in one spot! He doesn't know that all the tower needs doing its getting disgusting! I have wrote a strong letter to the destiny council about this but nothing is been done guardians can not be living like this!.....
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3 RepliesDo you sell heavy ammo?
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1 ReplyThere is a book about a wise sweeper called the Thief of Time by Terry Pratchett
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1 ReplyYou'd be a more interesting character than anyone in the tower. I pledge my faith in you only if I can get a titan mark with a broom on it....
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1 ReplyI always yell at the broom bots. THAT SPOT IS CLEAN, THERE IS NO MORE DUST THERE. YOU'RE NOT A VERY EFFECTIVE SWEEPER.
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5 RepliesExcept for Fridays..Fridays he wields a mop..brace yourself bot the tears are coming in 15min!
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1 ReplyFun fact: Broom sweeping robot has been sweeping the same spot since beta
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1 ReplyHe needs to get to that wet spot before someone slips and falls...and sue them for all 25000 of their glimmer.
