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4/9/22 - Hail HYDRA! - Operation: April Showers - CRITICAL MISSION FAILURE

HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!

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Support SHIELD.

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It’s Saturday, that means HYDRA is conducting another op. Our doomsday weather machine is malfunctioning again. It’s causing anomalies such as spontaneously spawning animals within artificially created cloud formations, then rain them down on targets. After some tweaking, HYDRA technicians were able to program the device to create the perfect payload. An animal that is one of the most territorial sea beasts and weigh two metric tons: WALRUSES. HYDRA High Command has ordered the weather machine to bombard SHIELD’s brand new fleet of prototype Helicarriers. They are currently having maintenance being performed on them at the airborne SHIELD base Sky Dock 14. Skull Team 6 will try to board and disable the anti-air countermeasures before exfiltrating. They are expecting heavy resistance. We will bring the fleet and their base down through heavy rain! [b][i]DEATH BY WALRUS!!!!![/i][/b] Operation: April Showers is in effect. Will onion flavored guardsmen hail HYDRA? Or will onion flavored guardsmen support SHIELD? Don’t let us down! [T]7 [T]/ [b][i]HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!![/i][/b] Edit: Mission failed! Skull Team 6 was repelled from Sky Dock 14. Since the anit-air countermeasures were not disabled, the rain of walruses were shot out of the sky. Red Skull is very displeased....
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  • [quote]It’s Saturday, that means HYDRA is conducting another op. Our doomsday weather machine is malfunctioning again. It’s causing anomalies such as spontaneously spawning animals within artificially created cloud formations, then rain them down on targets. After some tweaking, HYDRA technicians were able to program the device to create the perfect payload. An animal that is one of the most territorial sea beasts and weigh two metric tons: WALRUSES. HYDRA High Command has ordered the weather machine to bombard SHIELD’s brand new fleet of prototype Helicarriers. They are currently having maintenance being performed on them at the airborne SHIELD base Sky Dock 14. Skull Team 6 will try to board and disable the anti-air countermeasures before exfiltrating. They are expecting heavy resistance. We will bring the fleet and their base down through heavy rain! [b][i]DEATH BY WALRUS!!!!![/i][/b] Operation: April Showers is in effect. Will onion flavored guardsmen hail HYDRA? Or will onion flavored guardsmen support SHIELD? Don’t let us down! [T]7 [T]/ [b][i]HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!![/i][/b][/quote] Good old Sheila wins this time Hydra.

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