I am a wawe bweed. I wive awonye in the x3 dawk *huggles tightly* and I pewsist against aww odds. I am abuv *sees bulge* othews. Humanyoid men awe afwaid of me. T-T-Theiw genyes subconsciouswy teww them that they awe nyo match fow me.
Humanyoid femawes avoid me. I intimidate them. But onye day they wiww weawize theiw mistake *sees bulge* in nyot choosing me. They wiww weawize that they couwd've cweated a pack with a Wowf, ^w^ but aww they did was t-to pway *notices buldge* awound with p-p-puppies instead.
But *blushes* then they wiww be owd and i-it wiww be too *twerks* w-wate.
Society s-s-shuns me. I am a thweat t-to them, because I am a webew. I onwy howw at them in wesponse and waugh. I e-embwace the x3 sowitute and the x3 sowitute embwaces OwO me. I don't nyeed othews, because aww I nyeed is mysewf.
On a fuww moon, I patwow awound my wands. My wivew *sweats* is phiwosophy, my mountain is Weddit, and my fowests awe anyime.
Which is aww I nyeed t-to suwvive. Do nyot make a mistake *sees bulge* and foowishwy twespass on my tewwitowy. It m-might come back t-to bite you.
I am a Wowf. I am an Awpha.
Feaw me.
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I bet your dad beats you. Only someone who’s felt the full force of their fathers rough palm strike violently across their face could have this much brain damage.