It's all dirty and mucky and it's a really tight squeeze.
If a big muscled meaty fella could just get up in there and clean it out I'd be soooo happy.
But you need to have the right stuff, I don't let just anyone get up in my chimney. The last guy left me with irreparable damage to the inside of my chimney.
Now every time I go to stoke a fire it all blows back in my face- I know some people like that but I prefer a gentler approach.
So if you are a well endowed chimney sweeper, please... come get up in my chimney.
Plumbers welcome, need to lay some pipe too.
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You shouldn’t clean your chimney too often, it’ll affect the PH of the walls and allow nasty stuff to seep in.
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Sure, yeah, just send me your address and I'll be there.
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asked for big strong gamer, but did not specify... ...so there is this big musclebuilder girl that can bench a car, but also is a dedicated 'big strong gamer'. I am sure she could really clean that chimney, yikes...
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3 Replies[quote]It's all dirty and mucky and it's a really tight squeeze.[/quote] Ah yes. Natural lube. My favorite. I have some of my own… “special” lube as well. It really helps squeeze into that tight rim
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SosssßosssI am the egg man. They are the egg men. - old
Yeah…but uh, where tf is ur chimney….😰 -
2 RepliesHave you thought about not having a chimney? I mean I do love chimneys as much as the guy next to you, but you can't deny the quality of a good old smog aesthetic from the industrial era. It's time for history to repeat itself even in a small scale, and the smell rates up to "gunpowder" and "sanded wood" pretty good if I do say so myself.
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4 Replies[i]Call Johnny Sins.[/i]
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something something dent your chimney walls
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No.[spoiler]licks finger [/spoiler]