[quote]Small furry things in my areas…
[spoiler]big butts and I can not lie…[/spoiler][/quote]
“Excuse me?”
*readies M19*
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Shhhh…. Shhhh… Come here my floofly little friend
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“Open fire!” *grenades start flying in every direction from every direction*
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*chases after grenades* Oh oh! We playing fetch!!!
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These ain’t no ricochet grenades. These are impact grenades! *Fires more*
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This is going to get messy!
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“We need a artillery barrage at these coordinates!”
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Oh oh!!! My tennis balls are being thrown!!! Yay!!!
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Edited by Fred-7: 3/15/2022 8:02:31 PM*Pulls out F L A M E N W E R F E R* “Ha ha!”
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Oh oh oh! That issssss the marshmallow roaster
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“BURN!!!!”
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Or the TAIL!!!!
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*Jets and bombers fly overhead and start lighting up the plains* “Eat that you…you… I got nothing.”
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MY TAIL!!!!!!!!!’ Now. Now you pay!
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*Loads shotgun* “Bring it on.”
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“Brings out chocolate cake.”
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*GASP*
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With extra sprinkles!
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*Eats cake* “Ha ha!”
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[spoiler]one should always ask what the ingredient list is!!![/spoiler]
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“Oh crap.”
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Shhh don’t fret… when you wake up… it may just sting a little after…
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“Your right, this might sting a little.” *detonates Nuke*
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But… I made you cake… [spoiler]HOTTTTTTTTT!!!!! Ouch! Who has cooling cream![/spoiler]
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*throws up* “Ho boy!” *continues to throw up*
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*holds head* Shhhh.. there there. It’s okay. Tomorrow. We will make you a ma a a annnn. [spoiler]😁[/spoiler]