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Edited by Bruce Wizard: 3/14/2022 4:41:05 PM
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3/14/22 - Weekly Reminder To Hail HYDRA!

*Throws pie into the face of an unsuspecting intern* Good afternoon and hail HYDRA. Last weekend the emergency on-site nuclear warhead at Site-Epsilon was inadvertently detonated following a catastrophic technical malfunction. The investigatory operation that followed was a success. HYDRA analysts discovered that the explosion was caused by an intern who had accidently spilled coffee all over a terminal. This immediately caused a system crash and an immediate detonation. Though all at Site-Epsilon were killed, including that idiotic intern, HYDRA is determined to punish him posthumously. His entire family has been abducted and will be subjected to Dr. Zola's experiments. HYDRA would like to thank all of onion flavored guardsmen who made this victory possible. You onion flavored guardsmen are the real heroes! In other news, today is Pi(e) Day, so to honor this mathematical holiday HYDRA will be serving apple pies that were cooked by Crossbones' own mother in selected site's cafeterias. A genetically engineered leprechaun has escaped the labs only a few days before St. Patrick's day. It is lurking somewhere inside Site-Alpha, don't fall for the pot of gold lures that it's placing in the hallways. Viper, Wolverine is in the parking lot and has just slashed your vehicle's tires, please get him to leave peacefully or a Skull Team will be mobilized. That is all for this week. Get ready to hail HYDRA! [T]7 [T]/ [i][b]HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/b][/i]

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