Hey, I'm the receptionist.
Can I get you a room?
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1 Reply*Shoots the receptionist.*
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ever played "downfall"? [spoiler]or "the cat lady"?[/spoiler]
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7 Replies*Bursts through door* HELLO! I am the melon king!
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7 RepliesEdited by Ninja Run42: 9/24/2016 11:36:43 PM*On a dark desert highway *Cool wind in my hair *Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air *Up ahead in the distance I saw a shimmering light *My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim *I had to stop for the night *There she stood in the doorway *I heard the mission bell *And I was thinking to myself "This could be Heaven or this could be Hell" *Then she lit up a candle, and she showed me the way *There were voices down the corridor *I thought I heard them say "Hey, I'm the receptionist. Can I get you a room?"
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1 ReplyNo i didn't come into a motel for a room, I wanted to crash here for a bit
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4 RepliesWhy though?
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5 RepliesEdited by Cap: 9/25/2016 9:36:11 PMSure, I'm a yelp motel critic. Kiss my ass or one star. *holds up phone about to tap the screen threateningly*
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2 RepliesStick em up
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1 ReplyI would never enter a motel. I'd rather sleep in my car
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4 Replies[quote]you enter a motel lobby[/quote] No i dont
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1 Reply[i]TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING!! BU WEEP BU WEEP BU WEEP BU WEEP BEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM -ded-[/i]
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Id like to book two rooms. i have no space for one room BC of my bitсhes.
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I'll have the backroom
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1 ReplyDepends. Will you be in it?
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5 RepliesIs there a Penthouse at this motel ????
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1 ReplyOnly if you come with it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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6 RepliesI've seen how you handle responsibility you git
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15 Replies*Battle Barge crashes into motel* *Blood Angels pour out by the hundreds* WE HAVE DETECTED HIGH LEVELS OF HERESY!
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1 ReplyGet me your finest hooker and a room, please.
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3 RepliesConnor Kenway stalked into the room, covered in blood. "WHERE IS CHARLES LEE?"
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17 Replies*comes in wearing a goat head* Could you tell me which room the virgin is in?
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3 RepliesAh, yes you may indeed. A single bed room... For two.
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5 RepliesIf that is not of any trouble to yourself then i would love a room
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6 RepliesEdited by eres un payaso: 9/25/2016 3:19:51 PMI want a big black [spoiler]room[/spoiler]
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19 Replies*Stumps in angrily* "WHAT ROOM IS MY WIFE IN!"
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6 Replies*lifts 9mm pistol and shoots a child*