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작성자: Lake Flaccid
2/8/2015 4:32:04 AM
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BEST DESTINY JOKES
I wanna hear all your guys best destiny jokes
EXAMPLE: I'd tell you a joke about destiny but it's in the next dlc
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작성자: Skakul 5/12/2015 11:53:28 PMA wise owl is flying, and he sees three different animals, all very young, crying. There's a duck, a rabbit, and a tortoise. He flies down and asks "Why are you crying?" "Our parents died before they could tell us what animal we are." The wise owl said, "Fear not, I'll tell ye what you are." He looks at the duck. "You got webbed feet, wings, and a bill. You look like a duck, quack like one, you're a duck, buddy." He moves to the rabbit. "You got strong legs, buck teeth, and big ol' ears. You're probably a rabbit." Finally, he moves to the tortoise. "Well, you're the slowest thing I've ever seen, and you rely on your armor to live. You're a Titan."
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3 답변kid told me this the other day... i walked right into it... i was commenting on my wife coming home from work... kid: oh youre married? me: yup almost 7 years... kid: hey you know how everyone has that one gun " the last word"? me: i dont have the last word... sad face kid: yeah... cuz youre married! i face palmed and almost died laughing
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4 답변Yo Mama Is So Fat [spoiler]when she put on chatter white[/spoiler] [spoiler]guardians mistaked her as the traveler[/spoiler]
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1 답변작성자: checkawitz 4/14/2015 8:26:57 PM
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4 답변Why do females make better guardians? [spoiler]They can bleed for a week and won't die[/spoiler]
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