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작성자: SkintightJeebers
7/21/2015 9:04:14 PM
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The DUMBEST thing you will ever hear in a Raid/Prison of Elders/Trials!
On normal Crota last week (at Deathsinger)
Me: "Dude, why are you suddenly level 29?"
Dumbo: "Because I put the chest armour on that I just got."
Me: "WTF man? Haha, put your other chest armour on for now, you're not gonna do much to these enemies at 29."
Dumbo: "I've dismantled it."
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#Destiny
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4 답변Not actually during a raid, but related whilst running HoW VoG, was explaining to a friend about what we had to do, inc kill oracles, then offered to help him and the other fireteam member (one of his friends) run VoG afterwards. THE other guy...well kid...."oh I've already ran VoG" so I asked of he'd done it this week? "No I've run it once, don't need to do it again" "you've completed VoG only once?" "Yeh so don't need to again" "..........erm....ok....you realise running it every week will give you the chance to get all the raid weapons, armour and the same with Crota?" "No dude, I already ran them once and only got a couple of legs, shotgun and fusion rifle" "...........I give up...."
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2 답변Guy: Don't open the Spirit Bloom chest! *guards it* Me: *stares at him , and opens it* Guy: NOOOOOO , he opened it , pls kick him! Me: *fires Gjallarhorn at him,then kicks him*
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4 답변Doing Crota with randoms at 1 in the morning. *I was half asleep* So then someone volunteers to be sword bearer. Our whole fire team didn't really care since it was on normal. So we down Crota and once Crota stands up, everyone is shouting, "Run! Run!" Then I see the sword drop followed by a "Guardian Down" He tried to punch Crota to turn invisible when he was a Titan...I didn't notice he was a Titan because, well I was half asleep...
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3 답변Crota normal me holding vex mytho Me: man the vex is so good against wizards Dumb old guy squeaker:what are you talking about the vex dont live on earth or the moon Me: (kicks him from the raid (he was a 29 ))
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1 답변"Why would I need fire born?" In hm vog. "What does that ??? Thing mean?" Hm crota "Stop shooting the mines! Your supposed to stand on them!" *kicks me* (the kid didn't know the 2 types of mine) And, in a nightfall, the last guardian standing, "Wait let me kill this weird shank 1st then I'll Rez you guys"
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1 답변작성자: UFSman 6/10/2015 2:16:42 PMOkay I've got some new ones for you, first one. We doing vog normal and we like lv34 etc. one guy starts singing I belive I can fly so as he gets to the part where he goes see me running though that open door, I take over and start singing along. see me running though that open door spread, my wings and go spat in to the pavement, when I end up in a&e with multiple fautures and broken bones. Not only and I'm laughing every one else so much that we missed timed our jumps and multiple gaurdains down.
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1 답변You don't have a gally???!!! :C!!! Cried the guardian as him and his sad fire team tried killing me hahaha
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1 답변I joined a guy that got the skolas cp after his friends quit. A couple of his comments: "What are mines?" "Should I ascend my arc or void sniper for this fight?" "Would it be smart to have an arc primary?" Keep in mind that the burn was void at the time. I quit as soon as he said the third thing. I have no idea how he reached level 34.
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28 답변Not a raid, but today I was doing the "Complete a strike without dying" bounty. I went to the Moon strike and when I joined they were at the end already. He was close to dying as well. The two already in game tried to invite me, but I ignored it. Killed Phogoth and left. I get a message, "Screw you, I was trying to do the Thorn bounty"... I replied, " You're an idiot, you do not deserve the Thorn, lmao".
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"Come on, you guys, we're all 32/33/34s, this should be easy!" [spoiler]... when they're crying this line at HM Confluxes and Oracles, that's usually when i start looking for reasons to bail. whoops, look at the time, dinosaur just ate my TV can't play now...[/spoiler] [spoiler]btw this shit _would_ be easy if you -blam!-ers knew what the -blam!- you were doing ffs, watch some damn YT vids and prepare yourselves[/spoiler]
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2 답변from a 14 yr old squeaker. "Not to sound racist but am I the only white person in this fireteam?"
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4 답변Ok,so I was doing VOG hard,and a level 34 picked up the relic. I am also lvl 34,and was easily taking down Oracles. He dropped the relic and started shooting the relic. I scream in the mic 'WHY ARE YOU DROPPING THE RELIC IT WILL WIPE!' and he shouted 'I dropped it to help you kill the oracles,idiot!'
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4 답변Me: "finally got gjallahorn from the gorgon chest." Squeaker: "ha you suck, got my gjallahorn from doing the exotic bounty from the raid."
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1 답변Ran crota yesterday morning. Group added me to run sword with my 33 Titan. We get to crota after I've solo'd the lights did wizard/shrieker on left side. Then this guy says he's a 34 he'll do more damage and get it done quick. So I'm not gonna argue with a rando, especially since it's easy mode now. So after about 10 failed runs and not listening to me about how to get on crota quick (glance off spire and spam swipe button) he reluctantly hands over duties. So I hop down and first down get up there clean and land 4 hits, 2'd down I play it safe and land 3. Crota crotates and I hop up there and land the 5th hit as he enrages and crota down. Then complete silence for a little bit and he says, 'what is this Crux of crota that dropped for me?'
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I didn't think the title of your post could have a story to back it up. I mean, it's a pretty big claim "THE dumbest". But dude, holy freaking smokes. That is the most dim-witted thing I've ever heard of a player doing.
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