Wizard: who's flying the ship? Knight: some new thrall. Wizard: cool, cool. WAIT THRALLS DONT HAVE EYES Knight: OMG WAT Both: AHHHHHHHJ *dies*

Three thralls. Going at it like this.

You're playing a game where dead humans, robots and zombie elves use space magic and ballistic weapons to fight various groups of aliens because a giant, half-dead ping pong ball told them to. And [i]this[/i] is where you draw the line?!?

Randal the vandal, he left his old civilization and joined a new religion worshiping Oryx.

Good point, I want to know who designed the look of there buildings under the moon, can't imagine an interior designer knight with glasses on going "We'll have nice pointy stairs here, there look fabulous with all the chains were going to hang up everywhere, and you are just going to die once I show you phogoths room" Edit: Wow did not expect this many likes from this thanks guys, loving the replies as well

Sorry kind of off topic but can someone help me.out on psn? I'm a level 13 and I'm having a real hard time

It's probably someone's soccer mom. "Okay, you have fun now. And be careful! Alright? Be sure to eat healthy and have the safety's on when you're not playing with your Guardian friends. Okay? Okay. Good-bye now." All the Hive, "Thanks Mrs. Crota's Mom."

the speaker could tell you.

GENERAL AKBARRR

[quote]This is a quote from "The Ben obiwan", who posted this on a Bungie update 2015/01/22. So far it has 3500+ comments and bumps. At 2500 Bungie hid the post. To show support, and to show that we do want change, I move that everyone starts posting this to the forums, for as long as it takes them to listen. Fill the forums with nothing but these posts!! Force them to hear our voices, and to listen! Change starts with us! Keep this trending people! And make replicated posts! Spread the word of "The Ben obiwan!" “The update we'll never get- "We listened to the masses, and are making some changes to the game. 5 million people bought the dlc, so we have plenty of funds to make this game fun again! We are doubling vault space, hell, lets triple it, what do we care? You can now trade your useless ascendant mats for other things, 10 to 1 for radiant mats, 1 to 1 for marks. Survival mode added. Its really fun, and you get more loot the longer you stay alive. Grimoire is accessible in game, so people actually read it. As you complete sections of the grimoire, cut scenes are unlocked, revealing story points, it was always there, we just forgot to put it in. You can now change your characters appearance once a week for 10,000 glimmer. We made some really fun bounties for you to try, because we are sick of the same crap since launch as well. You can now add modifiers to any mission, and complete it for rewards suitable to difficulty. Of course we don't want every single core player looking identical, the outfitter can help. You just need the armor that has the appearance you want and the armor that has the stats you want. Take it to the outfitter with a chunk of some materials or something and BLAM you have sweet, unique armor, it's so -blam!-ing simple, I can't believe we didn't have this in since release. Crota's End sparrow can do tricks. We agree, all those low impact auto rifles and pulse rifles are like shit on a dick. Nobody wants it, so we added some decent/balanced ones. We fixed all them annoying bugs, like the sword disappearing, heavy ammo synth not working, and the Templar random containment fields. Queens Wrath is coming this week. Turns out there is [i]not[/i] a problem with YOUR network, it was OUR problem [i]all along.[/i] lol. Oh, and 5 more strikes are available, just because we are rolling in cash, and we want to thank you, the customer, for being such a sport, and believing in us." But instead Bungie just carry on, completely oblivious to core problems in the game. Why do I look forward to reading this every week? This could get 1000 bumps, it won't make any difference. I don't think they even read the comments. -the Ben obiwan[/quote]

Awkward moment when your sitting next to a cursed thrall ...

The hive just have a method to the madness. They're seemingly random but in actuality they aren't

Have you ever seen The Chronicles of Riddick. The necromancer ships and people. That's what those ships remind me of. But to answer your question.... Gnomes

That's the thing about destiny. It doesn't tell you shit about anything's culture; just that everything is bad and you have to kill it.

I always figure the ship was it's own organism and had no pilot