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작성자: the last mage
11/19/2015 7:01:19 AM
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funniest things a noob has said to you in destiny
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10 답변On Crota one guy HAD to be sword bearer cause he was the only hunter even though he was lvl 32 instead of 34 and he wanted to do the right side strat instead of the easier middle strat which was fine for normal but not on hard mode. Not only could he not time anything right (he would jump in late and get out late and kept wiping us because of it) he was demanding that two titans run ahead of him to put down bubbles which is pointless. After everyone was beyond frustrated I convinced him to let me run sword. Said I couldn't because I was a warlock. We convinced him and I had everyone switch to the middle strat. He starts freaking out when I actually jump in before Crota goes down (something you have to start even earlier because of the warlock glide) but I time everything perfectly and get in two perfect sword runs. We end up wiping however cause on the second sword bearer he runs down and steals the sword and tries it again himself with the same results we had become used to. After threatening to remove him from the fire team I run the sword again and we run it flawlessly. Right before I kill Crota my friend who was the fire team leader says thanks for wasting our time and kicks him. Sent the kid a nice picture of the gallihorn that dropped for one of the randos in the fire team for good measure.
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A buddy and I were running CE post HoW for fun with randoms At Crota Buddy: "I'll run sword if no one else wants to do it." Random: "You sure? You're a Titan, why don't we have a hunter do it?" Buddy: "Yeah don't worry about it, I have the boots that make me run faster with the sword." Same Random: "......I have the boots too?" Buddy: "Yeah but I got the helmet too." Raid Team: (dead silence) Me: *crying behind a muted mic*
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3 답변Says he has done VOG and crota before but doesn't know what enraged and supplicants are
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282 답변Me and random noob playing phogoth strike Noob: okay this next part is hard Me: yeah I've never actually killed this boss (sarcasm alert) We get to the door and it opens and all I hear screamed through the mic is Noob: THIS IS MY SWAMP NOW SHREK Still to this day I scream that whenever the door opens.
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A cousin who is a year 2 told me he had the quest for the ToM but he only collected 31 fragments and kept telling telling me that the other day he had the quest but now its gone. I was arguing with him but then I gave up till a week later he got all the fragments. He never brought it up after that day.
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3 답변Me and a friend were doing the cerberus vae NF and getting our asses handed to us without a 3rd so we evac to the tower and recruit a titan at random. I don't think he wass a noob he was either just an uber idiot or stoned out of his gourd. Anyway we make it to part with the tank at which point the guy sparrows into the canyon jumps off and goes running head long at the goliath in an attempt to shoulder charge it all the while screaming "FOOOOOOR NARRRRNNNIA" over his mic. What made it funnier was that he SCed straight into a shot from the main cannon and his corpse went flying across the map. Meanwhile the 2 of us are just kinda standing there watching all this totally flabbergasted and the dude starts asking why we haven't revived him yet and that's when we gave him the boot. After he was gone first thing I say to my friend is "Well....shit you sure know how to pick a winner " "Yea I regret that so much.."
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Brought a tiran into crota hard who hadn't done it before. He was our only titan so we gave him the duty of popping a bubble. Sword bearer gets the sword, i say "pop your bubble" and then we were instructed to start shooting crota. I hear "guardian down". I look to my right and the titan put his bubble on top of us on the middle ledge
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1 답변This legit happened. This guy was complaining about not having any good gear and I suggested that he grind some Vanguard strikes for better gear(this was pre HoW). And these are the words he said to me: "I don't DO Vanguard" WHAT???
