noob: how do I take a screenshot???
me: ok first hit the share button
noob: (a few seconds of silence then a frustrated grunt) WHERE THE F IS THE SHARE BUTTON????
Not a noob but still funny. I was playing King's Fall on hard with some friends and some randoms at Golgoroth.
Me - "Alright, get ready for damage!"
*Guy grabs gaze*
*Orb drops*
*10 seconds later*
Guardian down x4
Everyone - "wtf happened?!?"
Me - "Who had Unstable Light and didn't run?"
Guy w/ Unstable Light - "I didn't know I had it!"
Me - "It's pretty hard to ignore the flashing green tint on your screen."
No big deal since we finished it 2 runs later and I got myself a 317 Chestpiece
Me and my friends were Doing Crota with some noob
Noob- alright guys i have done this raid multiple times
Me- so could you be the sword bearer?
Noob- yeah there should be a sword for all of us
Me-6 swords spawn?
Noob-yeah that's what someone told me
me-I call him a scrub
Noob-starts cussing me out
Noobs dad walks in- "THIS LANGUAGE IS NOT ALLOWED IN A CHRISTIAN HOME"
-Me and my friends start laughing our butts off
Noobs dad " HARRISON YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR 3 WEEKS"
*noob starts crying*
Someone messaged me and a buddy of mine. With the question of how we got certain type of armor..
Me: warlock Hezen Lord armor
Buddy: titan Kabr armor
Person who send the text. A lvl40 titan with 2k grimoire. asked us if he could join in a VoG because he also wanted the full set and he would get it in [b]1 raid because he is blessed by RNG [/b]
Said he never done VoG before and that the full set gear looked Awesome af