Hello there, a couple of friends and I recently decided that we need to replace our beloved friend James. He recently went on a journey of self-exploration in New Mexico and hasn't returned. Requirements for this position must include the following: 1. Must be pudgy 2. Must be partially "Jewish" 3. Must know a lot about Destiny (this can be anything, as long as you constantly remind us that you know a lot more than us about the game.) 4. Must be okay with the nicknames, Stewie, Jewie, Jewart, and Stewart. 5. Cannot be 100% sure of sexuality. 6. Must constantly repeat the phrases, "Oh my Lanta." and "Motherless Goat Herder." When surprised about something in game or just flat out shocked because of something. 7. Must originate from the land of Texas 8. Must constantly remind us that you are way more masculine than us because you originates from the land of Texas. 9. Last but not least, must be okay with purchasing us Oreos and stealing box spring mattresses off the side of the road **NOTE** This is a very serious offer, and only serious applicants will be taken into consideration. For all other inquiries, please send me a text at the number below. (860)-799-1477 : Ask for Rico I may also be contacted over Xbox live. With the gamer tag above, that's "A Renegade Taco"