Bungie, you guys have made some pretty shitsmear, absolutely f***tarded Exotic decisions that have only lately been redeemed and improved upon. Thorn was just a big monster dildo that reloaded at the speed of tectonic plate movement... Super Good Advice's best advice was to set that shit on fire and get the Ascendant Energy, etc. etc.
But you guys have pulled most of those out of the gutter. F***ed over a few once-golden Exotics in the process (Red Death) but you've more or less fixed the bulk of them. Except for Universal Remote. A mediocre shotgun that takes up both your Exotic and Primary weapon slots to give you the option of not using your favorite rifle so you can use a shitty pump-action. I thought it was easily The Worst Weapon Of The Game, hands down. Until...
[b]...a challenger has appeared![/b]
NO LAND BEYOND, folks! This thing performs like dogshit no matter what the application. You want an ammo capacity so pathetic that you'll run out of shells constantly in PvE? You got it. How about sights that block your entire f***ing screen but only a point as small as a mosquito's dickhole is actually your target area? Done. What about a bolt-action animation that breaks target acquisition after each shot, and is slower than a tortoise pleasuring itself? You better believe it. How about an Exotic sniper that takes up your primary slot but is outperformed by green-rarity sniper rifles you'd pick up at level 6 in the Crucible? Then this is your new weapons.
No Land Beyond.... for when you just have to be the jackass in the group telling the rest of his friends "I just want to chaaaallenge myself!" confidently, before everyone rolls their eyes and gets the party leader to kick you out of the f***ing raid for being a hipster twat.
No Land Beyond... the Exotic Shard that costs 17 Strange Coins from Xur. :P
Why does this festering chunk of shit with a trigger even exist?
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1 답변Not great in combat but if you want to kill something LOOOONG range, it will do the job...even without a scope. Kill Hive across the Hellmouth all the time with it. Having said that, Icebreaker does this job much better. Oh yeah, you better have a couple minutes to spare for operating the bolt.
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4 답변This is actually a beast sniper rifle in PvP. PvE it is terrible, but when it comes to PvP it is a beast. I do agree that it NEEDS TO LOSE THE SCOPE GLARE BECAUSE IT DOESN'T HAVE A F***ING SCOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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4 답변작성자: Totsugeki 12/28/2014 6:12:23 PM
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I must agree and also note that I got it as my first chest from crotas raid, then the next day I got another from 3rd place on a losing team in crucible, once I used it I soon realized this gun make perfect loot for the losing team, purely because "no land beyond" clearly was made for the brontosaurus from "land before time" slow, dumb, an crafted by infants playing in excrement
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LMAO! @ "[i]No Land Beyond.... for when you just have to be the jackass in the group telling the rest of his friends "I just want to chaaaallenge myself!" confidently, before everyone rolls their eyes and gets the party leader to kick you out of the f***ing raid for being a hipster twat[/i]."
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2 답변Bump thanks bungie for this awesome sniper that somehow has a laser like glow when aiming even tho it has iron sights (sarcasm)
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Someone actually solo'd the crota raid with this damn thing. Keep in mind tho, that there was probably 10 times as much melee over actually shooting the damn thing. I don't know why one would choose to do such a thing, if it's an insult to the ease of the raid, the uselessness of the gun, major brag rights, or to show perks of this weapon. I really would like to know what would posses someone to do this. Because they are ruining the chances of this getting a buff when someone solos with that crapfest of a weapon. A kudos to the individual who did it no matter the reason. The only 2 good things I have to say about this gun is the origin story of the gun and this message board topic, including all the comments
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4 답변There's a glitch that lets you fire faster (reload after a shot then cancel with sprint before you actually reload) but even then, the ammo capacity is just awful and the fact that you even need a glitch to fire faster is awful too.....
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4 답변It is actually outperformed by a level 2 white (Calcutta Mk. 2, tested and verified). Good job Bungie, quality control didn't mess this one up!
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4 답변This is one of the funniest threads I've seen on here. The language might get it removed, but the truth in every statement is undeniable. So true. So funny. Good job. You did forget at least 1 gun... Bad JuJu. That wildly inaccurate pea shooter would fit in perfectly with your list.
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BUT WAIT, WHAT'S THIS? INCREASED PRECISION DAMAGE ON A PVP WEAPON? This weapon is one shot headshot. WHY GIVE IT MORE PRECISION DAMAGE, YOU CAN'T USE IT IN PVE ANYWAY?! Maybe if this gun gets amazing stability AND a cool perk, it could maybe qualify as an uncommon weapon.