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12/25/2014 5:18:35 PM
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This whole thread is about imaginative answers to seemingly mundane questions. Thanks for not answering "because". I've put up around 1,000 questions and have only repeated a handful, it's a bit tougher than I expected.
How does a hummingbird flap it's wings so dang fast?
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It does your Statistics homework when you warm up the car. Personally, I fart in a jar and keep it for when my teacher assigns the big assignments. Then I use a lighter to get it all done instantaneously. If I don't have enough, I just go to Taco Bell and order a few burrito supremes. How about one more?
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(This is a toughie, as in real life it's because different species of mushrooms have different enzymes / nutrients. Also, how tough of a day has it been?) Once again, science has proven that, against popular relief, it isn't the mushroom or any part of it that is poisonous to you. The truth of the matter is, there is a subspecies of trolls that are so small they live beneath mushrooms. Of course, like all things minitrolls don't like losing their homes and so fight back when their mushroom house begins to dissolve in the stomach. Their destructive actions only seem like poisons because when these monsters' actions fade, they dissolve into the human bloodstream. Minitrolls only exist when you don't perceive them directly, thus why you never actually see or hear them.
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The ones that make you feel funny are home to a subspecies of minitrolls that has found a much more peaceful escape, taking residence in your brain. This causes the weird feelings you get, but after a while your brain and its new resident both settle in and the feeling goes away.
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Just got out of the movie "Unbroken", I truly enjoyed it. They had so much to fit in, and so little time, so I feel it stayed true to the book without meeting a thirty-hour showtime. Now, I believe I am prepared to answer another question.
