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작성자: Elbow Macaroni
12/16/2014 5:25:00 PM
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Weirdest thing a girl has said to you?
What is the weirdest thing any grill has told you? Whether it's your girlfriend, your mom, or just some random chick.
I came up with the idea for this thread after something some girl said to me yesterday. Click the spoiler for the story.
[spoiler]So I was having a conversation in class with a girl and a friend of mine. We somehow got on the subject of height, and I'm not really tall, I'm kinda short. So she was asking how tall I was. I said "I don't know, I don't measure myself often. I'm probably about 5ft 7inches or so." And she said "Oh it doesn't matter how tall you are if your dick is big." In my mind I was like "What the -blam!- could you repeat that???" But I just laughed and played it off as a joke, but foreal who says that hahaha. My friend just looked at me oddly as if I had done something sexual with her or something.[/spoiler]
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1 답변Happens to my friend Girl comes up to him and says I like your penis and butthole while grabbing them and then wank off. [spoiler]no joke[/spoiler]
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In fourth grade we had to sit inside on the bleachers in the gym before school started. So one day my crush just walked up and said the "milk, milk lemonade, around the corner, fudge is made" thing. I just sat there and stared at her with a "wtf" look on my face for about 30 seconds before she walked away.
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106 답변Be me 19 8/8 grill comes over to my place We skip dinner Going into bedroom She pushes me in bed and starts undressing Looks good man Starts taking off her coat See 20 pounds of c4 strapped inside her coat ALLAHU ACKBAR Op is ded Liek if u cri evirytiem
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19 답변I have a lot so get your popcorn Me: *walks into class* Friend: your in my advance guitar class right? Me: yea Friend: (says to girl) i told you Girl: I like your accent, say something. Me: something (I had to do it) Girl: say kangaroo. Me: kangaroo? Girl: YOUR ACCENT IS AWESOME!!!!! (I swear she screamed this as loud as she could and everyone looked at me) Some random girl keeps trying to sign my hand, every time I see here she's like: let me sign your hand. Me: no. This is still going on Girl: Are you British? Me: No Girl: You sure? Me: yes Girl: I think your lying Me: why would I be lying? Girl: because you sound British Me: I am not British! Girl: your lying Me: stop Girl: I'll stop if you admit you are British Me: I am not British! Girl: yes you are Me: I am going to punch you in the face if you don't stop Girl: you can punch me in the face of you admit you are British. Me: *walks away and never looks back* Me: *got haircut yesterday, had really long hair* Me: is sitting with a friend Girl: *walks by and sees my haircut* Girl: FINALY YOU GOT A HAIRCUT! (she screamed louder then the first girl when there's like 300 other people around) (Lots of people look this way) Me *facepalm*
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26 답변I was in band class and this girl came up to me (I play the sax btw) and she said man I wish i could be you sax the way you blow on it and press those buttons
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3 답변I need to move to where ever you mother-blam!-ers are, all this super weird lucky shit is nonexistent around here.
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2 답변So I gets da bus and I go sit with my friends and another freind comes up to me and says give me your hand so I put my hand out she gets a pen I ♥ ???? [spoiler]not gonna give her name [spoiler]
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17 답변Not weird, but Savage as -blam!-. >girl walks over to me >says "it's so big! >I say,"Yeah, it's 7 inches" >She says "I meant your stomach, fatass!" >I run off crying while my bitch tits flap in the air.
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1 답변I was at a water park so I had my shirt off. This girl that I don't know is walking towards me and I kinda ignore her until she says "hey sexy" and runs her nails over my left chesticle and walks away. I probably should have chased that but at the same time I was looking for another girl at the park. However I'm 19 and I'm gonna guess she was probably 16-18 so...yeah, I'm not a pedofile.
