* What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men? Best Answer: Othhild [quote]Bald men use eyebrow hair of course.[/quote] * What WAS the best thing before sliced bread? * If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? Best Answer: FeelGoodCEO [quote]Absolute zero (coldest it can get) is -273 degrees C. So from 0 to -273 is the range we are talking about. Twice as cold as 0 would be half the distance to -273. Aka -136.5 C.[/quote] * Why are they called apartments, when they’re all stuck together? Best Answer: ZestaRaddic [quote]Because allstucktogetherments didn't sound as good.[/quote] * Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle? * Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? * Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? * If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest? Best Answer: Mechetti [quote]Innocent until proven guilty [/quote] * Is it still illegal to park next to a fire hydrant, even if your car is on fire? * When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible? * Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop? * Why do they sterilize lethal injections? Best Answer: Finky Bean [quote]They leave it to their AIDS[/quote] * Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith? * Is there another word for synonym? * If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? Best Answer: DBZonda [quote]If they're good, yes. [/quote] * If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Best Answer: Festbitr [quote]You've released Destiny [/quote]