I will do anything for The Last Word.

If I bathe my current 18 exotics in the blood of llamas and sacrifice them to the salvage, may I have the 2 I don't have but really want?

I'm having a blast playing the game right now, and managed to get enough gear to hit 30 but no weapons, however my friend gets tons of weapons but is still only lvl 24, could you bless him with some gear so he can join us in the raid?

Why do you keep giving me crappy bullet hoses for the nightfall?

I beat nightfall 3 times now with no exotics as a reward. Can the one on tuesday give me an exotic primary that i do not have? (Last Word and Hawkmoon take priority over other primaries).

Who is the biggest a** hole of a boss?

Will you give me... The strength to grind the 14 more strikes for JuJu? Some more Blue Engrams? A group to get me through Hard Raid?

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What is your reasoning for me recieving every exotic weapon available to 360(3 ice breakers^none have been purchased, 2 Galljerhorn^bought one, 2 plan c),(still missing vex mythoclast, thunderlord, mida multi tool, and universial remote,) no less than 2 exotic armor pieces for all 3 of my characters, 206 ascendant shards and 60+ ascendant energy, time breaker, both raid jump ships, 2 vision of confluence, 2 found verdit, predyths revenge,hezen vangance, corrective messure, and full raid gear for my warlock.

How many llamas would a Gjallarhorn cost me?