I would be afraid to turn it on as the kittens might get stuck in the conveyer belt and get mutilated and leave a bloody mess.
That's the kind of person I am.
I would feed the kitties to my Zombies then light the zombies on fire. Then eat my crispy zombies while reading the flood. After all that I would get on the treadmill. I would turn it on and wear the blanket like a cape, saying" Freelancer powers activate!"