[i]Don’t worry if you’re single, big fella, Don’t be depressed with a broken heart, For tomorrow, chocolate is 50% off at Walmart, And tonight, you can pay a visit to Palmella. I’m not jealous of everyone showing their love, For I have a lover that no one will ever know. My faithful Xbox allows me to play Halo, This is a love I am not afraid to admitting of. Just remember to never run out of hope, There might be someone out there for you. One day you might receive, totally out of the blue, An anonymous toast in an envelope.[/i] Happy Valentine's Day, Flood!