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12/18/2013 5:26:35 PM
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Pentagon Scraps ‘Lightsaber’ Weapons Program After Gross Misconduct, Numerous Injuries
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[quote]“Even with having the most professional military in the world,” said Pentagon spokesman George Little, “we did not anticipate the unintended consequences. Apparently, when you give soldiers a weapon they’ve dreamed about their entire lives, their intelligence drops to the level of a retarded monkey.”[/quote]Wait...
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5 답변[quote]Apparently, when you give soldiers a weapon they’ve dreamed about their entire lives, their intelligence drops to the level of a retarded monkey.[/quote] LMAO. seriously though, pretty cool that we actually have light sabers. We should just be giving them to err, higher ups instead of everyone. Maybe SEAL teams, or other special operations teams.
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1 답변작성자: Enclave Soldier 12/18/2013 10:06:30 PM
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2 답변작성자: Capiton Render 12/18/2013 7:18:50 PM[quote]“Even with having the most professional military in the world,” said Pentagon spokesman George Little, “we did not anticipate the unintended consequences. Apparently, when you give soldiers a weapon they’ve dreamed about their entire lives, their intelligence drops to the level of a retarded monkey.” [/quote] My fucking sides just entered the twelfth dimension, i love that website. lol [quote]Despite being carried on numerous missions, the lightsaber was never once used for its intended purpose. Allegations of detainee abuse have surfaced after special forces raided a suspected IED bomb makers house and threatened to ‘Dooku his ass.’ [/quote]
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1 답변[quote]Another had his confiscated for sketching sexually explicit images on the side of concrete bunkers and two Marines were arrested for poking lightsaber peep holes into female showers.[/quote] My sides have reached orbit.
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2 답변[quote]The final nail in the coffin came when Private Derrick Jones asked a seemingly innocent question. “Dude,” said Jones. “Do you think I could block a bullet?”[/quote]Someone didn't know their Star Wars lore and ended up paying dearly for it, and now we all lose our lightsabers. -blam!-ing dumb grunts...
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