Guess who I am! Haha!
WAHH! Come fight me! I'll give you my address! Uhhh... You muted me, of course! Ha! Why do I suddenly smell like fecal matter? Uh oh, my blobotomy is givin me anutha headache! I'll give you guys a small hint in the photo.
- is a complete geek
- has little to no friends
- spends way to much time playing video games
- has never had a girlfriend
- unattractive
- never plays sports
- doesn't lift
- has no swag
Whoops looks like I described 95% of the flood.
I just spammed the shit out of the off topic with random shit threads cause I have no life and need some way to cope with the fact no one likes me.
[spoiler]It's Badmagik[/spoiler]
Is an attention whore
Claims to be a woman
Very unintelligent
Talks to herself on multiple alts
Shitty troll
Angsty teen
Thinks this site is her personal blog
Is a Ninja
Very unintelligent
Gets asshurt very easily
Old
Lazy
Incompetent
Overly-sensitive
Uses emotions instead of logic
Tries much too hard to be clever
Let's go old school. It's time to test which of you folks have actually been around the site for awhile (and have good memories):
1. The most most prolific and well-known "group conqueror"
Easy mode:
[spoiler]Named after a famous comic strip sidekick.[/spoiler]
2. Creator of the Rainbow Theory, which theorized that the 7 colors of a rainbow correspond with a variety of elements of the Halo Universe.
Easy mode:
[spoiler]Also the creator of the "Flood Forum Games" (FFGs)[/spoiler]
3. Invented the theory that Sergeant Johnson is a Spartan I.
Easy mode:
[spoiler]Username contains five letters with dots in a row[/spoiler]
4. This MLG lover also posted the beginnings of a fully formed game universe/story bible in the Universe forum, a rare contradiction of interests.
Easy mode:
[spoiler]Taco Bell dog[/spoiler]
5. It is a long-running BNet inside joke that this user is sarcastically nominated for moderator in every thread related to new Forum Ninjas.
Easy mode:
[spoiler]One of the most notorious spammers of Bungie.net in the Halo 2 era.[/spoiler]
6. U.S. Navy helicopter pilot.
Easy mode:
[spoiler]Also a Forum Ninja[/spoiler]
7. Creator of the "Energy Rowboat Theory," a satirical thread in the Halo 3 Forum.
Easy mode:
[spoiler]Also really tight with the son of God.[/spoiler]