i'd talk to the president Barack Obama in front of a public news reporters / mass audience, and would tell him "2m i am destined to become insane, help me not become insane" therefore if he didnt help me he would = a bad president in the nation's eyes and have to give me super government aid, and id be most likely fixed the next day or before i became insane.

But... What if I'm already insane?! Does the second insanity cancel the first and cause me to become sane again? :o

It's funny, you reminded me of my dream from last night...I was trapped in a twisted, hellish version of my house. The place was dark, abandoned, and spatted randomly with blood. When I looked out through the windows, everything else was in ruins as well, and the sky was as red as the blood that stained my home. I wandered around in confusion, all I could hear was constant screaming. Originally I just heard it coming from all around, but then I heard my own screams join in the sickening chorus. I was loosing my mind from it, and eventually my wanderings showed me to the bathroom. There was a gun on the sink. I grabbed it, looked into the mirror, and shot myself in the head. I wasn't sure if I muttered it before I killed myself and woke up, or if it was one of the voices around me, but I heard one last phrase. "Come find me in hell."

Mama come back to me it's almost easy.