And start praising the Plasma! The Church of Plasma is a faith centered organization whose goal is to spread the good teachings of Plasma and his actions. The 8 1/2 commandments I am Plasma, abide in me and you will not burn. Thou shall not post political threads. Thou shall not be a dickhead. Thou shall not post girl threads. Thou shall not insult the Plasma, as he has kindled thee in his flame. Remember to keep holy the fire. Thou shall be kind Thou shall not be lazy I cant think of another... Do this as He asks of you not as a master, but as a friend. Here are some benefits of the church I can't promise an afterlife. I promise you will be made fun of if you join. He is nice at times. Cookies. Come join me brothers! Members: Plasma Eagle I call on my brothers to go forth and make disciples of all nations. EDIT: Guys I'm [b]NOT[/b] the Plasma, I'm just a servant. Stop calling me obsessed in myself. It hurts my feelings.