Surprise... The internet makes a huge fuss about nothing.
[url=http://digitallife.today.com/_news/2013/02/07/16887575-internet-goes-nuts-over-dads-200-facebook-deactivation-offer-to-daughter]Internet goes nuts over dad's $200 'Facebook Deactivation' offer to daughter[/url]
With the style and grace that only an angry mob can provide, the internet comes to the rescue of someone who doesn't need it. Stay classy, internet!