*the camera conveniently pans your lower half out of view....also conveniently the mic was off for the duration....then a dog food ad begins to play...it's unskippable....in the room however several fins stick out of the carpet and begin to circle...your feet start to sink on to the carpet....the smell of fresh bread lingers in the air...*

Yuck

*you continue to sink ...now to your knees the 'fish' start to frenzy...*