Hello, Guardians! Are you tired of being too good at Destiny 2? Do you long for the days when your teammates couldn’t tell their Gjallarhorn from their Sunshot? Have we got an offer for you! Welcome to The Creatures of Destiny (TCOD)! 🌌 Why TCOD, you ask? Let us hit you with our hard-hitting reasons: 🔹 Expertly Average Gameplay: We promise you the most staggeringly average gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Our fireteams specialize in running around like headless chickens, forgetting to revive you, and then blaming lag for their 0.5 K/D ratio. 🔹 Legendary Loot Confusion: Tired of exotic weapons? So are we! Join us in the eternal struggle of dismantling god rolls and hoarding blue gear. Because who needs those overpowered guns anyway? Real Guardians use white gear, right? 🔹 Raids and Nightfalls... Kinda: Experience the thrill of watching half the team fall off the map during a raid or the joy of someone using the wrong subclass for Nightfall. We bring the true essence of “It’s the effort that counts!” to every mission. 🔹 Communication Breakdown: Enjoy the unparalleled chaos of our voice chats where half of us don’t have mics, and the other half are too busy arguing about the best flavor of ramen. Strategic planning is for the weak – we thrive on pure, unfiltered chaos. 🔹 Fashion Faux Pas: Forget about those meticulously crafted shaders and armor sets. At TCOD, we embrace the beauty of mismatched gear. Why look good when you can look like a walking Crayola explosion? 🔹 Social Awkwardness: Are you socially awkward? Perfect! So are we! Our clan meetings are the epitome of uncomfortable silences and awkward small talk. Who needs camaraderie when you can have... whatever this is? 🔹 Everyone’s Welcome!: We’re an inclusive clan that accepts all Guardians – sarcasm aficionados, meme lords, and casual players alike. If you can laugh at yourself and enjoy the chaos, you’ll fit right in. Oh, and bring cookies. Join The Creatures of Destiny (TCOD) today, and together, we can redefine the meaning of “Victory.” Apply now and start your journey toward galactic mediocrity! Requirements: A pulse. A vague understanding of Destiny 2. A sense of humor (preferably sarcastic). Must be 21+ because we need you to legally appreciate the finer things in life... like groaning at dad jokes and pretending we know what we're doing. Prepare for glory... or something like it. The Creatures of Destiny (TCOD): Embrace the Chaos. 🌀