Well you see it’s quite simple, you happened to go over the river and through the woods and now you’re here. I’m not quite sure how you leave. If you take a left at the crossroad you’ll probably meet someone mad. But then again, we’re all a bit mad here. A right would probably be right, unless it’s wrong, but in that case you’ll still be here, which is alright with me. Although I do recall some people disappearing from this place… I’m not sure whether they escaped or… didn’t.