It's Monday; you know what that means! Time for another dog whistle post about resurrected 1940's German Murder-bums- and only a few days since the exploits of the Chunky Chickens breaking into the UN to steal samples of the new international Nutella brand to spread on their ball-sacks, you see- you can't store balls without high quality sacks bathed in nutella, sometimes they spread it on their nuts for a delicious albeit non-nutritious snack! Running low on Cookie Crisp and idea's for how to next develop their next really original and totally not worn out joke; they are struck with a sudden realization- What's this? Someone goofing on their not at all played out joke? what! This is outrageous! Rallying Chicken-Squad 5 the Chunkies have one chance to eliminate the insurgents! Their method is sound but controversial. Whining like little -blam!- is a tried and true method of the Chunky Chickens. Next they use flailing about like headless-chickens; a technique used to confuse and put the enemy insurgents off-balance. The battle continues but, alas, the sacred poll is being poisoned against the Chunky Chickens! Is it time to use the nuclear option of declaring victory and walking away? It is! The lead Chicken stares down the insurgents and declares that they are the winners, and because the insurgents dared to sully the sacred poll; they have no friends and smell... [url=https://memeguy.com/photos/images/daffy-duck-hitting--blam!--with-a-hammer--110803.gif][b]-blam!- CHICKENS[/b][/url] Edit: CHICKENS automatically win because Chunky Chickenfuhrer says so. [spoiler]There will be no fun of any kind[/spoiler] [spoiler] I'll do it again. [/spoiler]