Don’t worry, he’ll always be with us in our hearts..
And in these dolls!
*pulls out an Action Jenny we made with his parts*
Want one!? :D
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Wait a minute, you were supposed to be melted down with him—how did you get out of your vat?
Well, as the only one to accept an Action Jenny without any questions about potential ulterior motives, I am glad you survived!
Which one do you want? Firefighter Jenny? Astronaut Jenny?
None of them will come to life and attack you! Pinky swear!
After going back to the thread, that's in there.
But what else is represented, is something about a mech.
That seems duplicitous; I'm calling the police.
Oh, right the mech. That was the original plan, but we decided to make some [url=https://youtu.be/tDD5S_lz3f8]Action Jenny dolls[/url] instead.
Oh, and ever since the Cobalt Legion was disbanded the Offtopic police force has been horribly corrupt, and we already paid them off with some ultra rare limited edition Action Jenny dolls.
Which of course was simply a show of appreciation for our law enforcement officers, because this is a perfectly legitimate and not at all shady operation!
On an entirely unrelated note, how would you like an ultra rare limited edition Action Jenny?
Oh come on, it’s not like the Action Jennys are going to come to life, and hold half the forum hostage so as to re-establish my reign as Supreme Leader!
Just take the Action Jenny, don’t ask questions, and I promise it won’t murder you in your sleep! Probably!
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GI Joe was more my thing as a kid.
I'm not inclined to accept Action Jenny. But if ya got a Series 2 Snakeyes, Snakeyes and Timber, or a Series 1 Cobra Commander, we might be able to work something out.
How are you expecting me to turn tank parts into GI Joe figures? Not to mention making replicas of existing dolls would no doubt be in violation of some copyright or trademark law or another—and we are a perfectly legitimate and totally legal organization here!